Today, I looked up my childhood bully on Facebook, hoping she'd gone fat and ugly. Turns out she's drop-dead gorgeous and very successful. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I stumbled across my school bully on Facebook. She's a successful business owner and engaged to be married. I can't land a job and am hopelessly single. The b***h that served as the catalyst for my depression and suffered no repercussions is getting married on my birthday. FML
Today, I saw a friend from college, who I'd cut ties with after her much older boyfriend convinced her to drop out of college and marry him. She looks amazing and has two beautiful kids, while I'm a struggling obese single mom. She said, "The hoe phase really worked out for you, I see." FML
Today, I went to the store and ran into an old friend that I hadn't seen in years. We chatted a little, and just as I was leaving he grabbed his mobile phone. Later, I added him on Facebook. Turns out the last thing he posted was a picture of my back saying: "Look who got even fatter." FML
Today, I got a Facebook friend request from an ex-schoolmate from my high school. He was the same piece of shit who used to bully me at the time. He's now a psychologist. I guess my life was meant to be bollocks. FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, being a big believer in karma, I found it fitting that a girl that was always a bitch to me in high school is now fat and ugly. After sending one of her recent pictures with a mean caption to a few of my friends, I tripped and sprained my wrist falling up the stairs. Karma. FML
Today, my former high school bully became my manager. FML
Today, I pulled up my ex's socials so my girls and I could laugh at the gross fat chick he's dating now. I ended up crying because he looks so much happier with her than he was with me. FML
Today, my ex-best friend, who I haven't spoken to in a year because of how obsessive she got, posted a picture of herself with dyed brown hair and glasses. We look like twins. Even I thought it was me. Some people are commenting that I look beautiful. School starts tomorrow. FML
Today, I learned that the girl who severely bullied me in highschool for being a lesbian just came out as a lesbian. FML
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granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
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Comments (141)
Jellysweetheart 23
Well there's still hope. Wait until she gets married! Or doesn't hopefully. If she does, pray for her husband.
scooterdude720 19
Or she became nice you never know
Pesticides 19
High school makes everyone act like a douche in some way or another. It's not a good reason to have bad wishes for their future.
r_bruce69 19
she may well have changed. what good does it do for her to have a miserable life just because of the things she did years ago?
websraaa 6
I bet she's still a bitch
Mortoli 30
Lol not gonna completely agree with you. guys at my high school were awful. Even me. But i learned my lessons. Still hated school mind you but nvm bout that. These guy were messing with girls the wrong way I hated it. but instead of fighting i decided to talk to one of them first. I didn't hear of much else happening but wouldn't surprise me much they rarely listen to me anyways lol. I don't wish the worst of them but I sure as hell don't wish the best. Except this one dude though surprisingly in the end I pretty certain he got with one of the girls that was a somewhat friend of mine which shocked me. So rude to her at first. Disrespectful and all but still they became good friends in the end shocked the heck out of me that for sure. Though with right girl any man can change. Hope rest those idiots learned their lessons. As much as I don't like them like I said don't wish the worst of them. Remember your codes gents and don't harm girls only cowards do that.
captainsmegma 12
Well that's a real bummer. Karma should have hit her with an ugly stick.
BigLatchZatch 14
Still, it's not to say she'll become a ***** or stripper or something. Go through a series of bad marriages, perhaps?
Lct1196 31
There is still time for karma to hit her with said ugly stick.
datkid117 13
Or maybe karma already got to her and she decided to change herself for the better?
CJB3228 17
Karma comes in the next life.
fearlesscooldude 12
Maybe her dream was to become a stripper and she is now depressed being unable to do so, idk maybe she just can't pole dance
Dave_Davington 34
I recommend you Google "just world fallacy". When it comes to all this "karma" woo, it's very enlightening.
SneezyBear 27
#83 the weird thing is, I personally believe in karma but without being given any context I would never perceive negative events happening to other people as some sort of 'retribution' for some past behaviour. That being said, I'm not a fanatic about it, I mean of course some of the nicest people go through the greatest suffering and some of the most horrible people live like kings but generally I believe what goes around comes around - whether it's today, or a few years, or several decades later... OP's bully may have regretted her past actions, changed, and become a nicer person. Maybe karma already happened to her and made her do some serious personality recalibration.. or maybe it is yet to happen but will happen some day. Maybe it will never happen, and she'll just cruise on through life, as some people do. Honestly OP, you shouldn't fret about it, you have your own life to live and if you haven't yet let go of how she treated you years ago you're the one who's gonna be suffering more than her.
GentlemanBastard 15
#60 is right. I suggest everyone Google "karma". It's been westernized and made into an idea that people get what they deserve, which all evidence points in the other direction. The next life is where you pay your karmic debt.
CJB3228 17
#104 I was hoping I wouldn't have to explain myself, so thank you. I don't actually have that religious point of view. I was merely pointing out that's what karma is.
davincidasecond 24
Well said #100. Took the words right from me.
Brandon243 6
That sucks really bad
Peeves_fml 17
"An ugly personality destroys a pretty face"
bbpgrs 7
She probably doesn't have an ugly personality. She was probably just insecure in highschool.
Khaleesi_26 30
No.21, being insecure is still no excuse to bully someone else.
ChristianH39 30
27 it isn't. But an immature sense of empathy often causes kids (depending on how old they were) to be cruel to one another for no good reason. This lady OP is wishing ill on might not be such a bad person anymore.
Codezlol 21
When people mature after high school and get into the real world, they usually change. I've ran into lots of people who weren't the nicest guys in high school and they're usually grown up now. Not saying that everyone changes, some people will forever be D-Bags. I'm just saying the immaturity usually sheds off of people really fast once they age a bit. Live and let live, etc. There is my old man wisdom, good day all.
granCanyon 12
FYL because you're still wasting time thinking about the past instead of moving on.
elibel 16
^This..
Gittoh 21
maybe she has scars from the past and hoped to get a small karma revenge? haven't we all tracked a person, who somehow left a deep impression on us, on the internet? I know I have.
MaiLyfe 20
Or, OP has moved on, but just happened to think of the past and decided to look them up. Just because they looked them up doesn't mean they're still attached and haven't let go.
ConstantlyAnna 8
Very true! :)
GentlemanBastard 15
I think OP's wish that she got fat and ugly is proof that she hasn't moved on.
tyler907 10
I don't know you, but **** you.
winner133 7
Karma will get her some day.
naajster 14
when? old age?
magickitten 26
Facebook doesn't tell the real story though. She could be as miserable as sin for all you know!
sirpantselot 22
^ this. Facebook profiles show what the person wants you to see, not what's actually there.
littleteapot 21
She could be really unhappy. Great looks don't equal great life. Also, try not to judge her based on how she acted as a child. Sometimes people grow up.
FirmlyAware888 10
oough... ;-)
christian1509 21
No one escapes karma, just give it some time