Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML
Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Must be one ghetto-ass school.
karmaslave 5
Were you wearing them?
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Comments (116)
bluekiwi_fml 0
eww
victory25 0
LoL! why did she feel the need to tell us that they were skinny jeans? Would it have made a difference it they were relaxed fit…boot cut?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
She specified because skinny jeans = more skin contact than looser styles. She might've been either wiggling into them or wearing them already.
victory25 0
wow, you really dropped the science down on Jean to skin contact. that really blew my mind! :)
atorable 0
wow, I think I know what school this was. It's actually a nice school!
xdanixx 0
Ewwww
biskitbukit 7
Wow, I didn't think there was a shittier school then mine.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I have a similar problem when outside, but with stinkbugs and pj pants. = I had to quit my coffee-on-the-deck routine for awhile because by two sips into my cup, they'd somehow manage to get into my pants legs. Hot coffee + the panic dance = hand burns, and a shameful waste of good joe. Plus, I can't smell their juice so when the discarded, stunk-up pants sit in the laundry pile, my hubs refuses to do the wash. Not cool, Giant Tick-Like Mutants, not cool.
Spastastic 6
Stink bugs are tools of Satan.
riku3220 2
Why did you change in the bathroom? You shouldn't be naked or wearing underwear while you're in your underwear. If you were in your summer uniform or you were changing from your "uniform clothes" to your normal clothes that would make much more sense.
justsayfuck 5
'You shouldn't be naked or wearing underwear while you're in your underwear.' Yeah, you are right, the OP could definitely learn something from you about making sense.
riku3220 2
I goofed while making the post. I meant in the uniform. In my band we wear gym clothes under our uniform so it doesn't really make sense to change in the bathroom.
NeonAgatha 0
'O' ****!
tromboneboy 2
I didn't know there was a weatherford Arizona lol
gigilvrs6 0
Kill those nasty suckers!