Today, after my marching band's performance, the girls had to change out of our uniforms in a very dark school bathroom. Someone turned on the lights and I realized that more than a dozen roaches had crawled into my skinny jeans. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to go pee. While in the bathroom, I felt something move inside my shirt but just ignored it, thinking it was my shirt brushing on something. Something moved again. I ripped my shirt off to reveal a massive cockroach inside my shirt. FML
Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML
Today, I was in band rehearsing for a big concert coming up. Since the band was practicing with the orchestra and there weren’t enough seats, we had to stand. My back was facing everyone when my friend tapped me on the shoulder and pointed to my ass. I got my period and everyone saw the stain. FML
Today, I accidentally spilled water on my pants, and my crotch got soaked. To make things worse, I was in class at the time, and I had to walk home afterward. On top of that, I had to pass through a mall, and there were so many people staring at me the whole way. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, some girls followed me into the girls room at school. Once I got into the stall, one snuck up on me from the next stall over and grabbed my arms. The others grabbed and took my pants and panties, which were around my ankles. They ran off and left me in there for hours, bottomless. I never got my clothes back. FML
Today, I was abruptly woken by a scratching at my butthole that felt like a spider with a million legs. I've never leapt out of bed so fast. When my partner shined a light on the bed, we discovered it was a cockroach. FML
Today, we had my school musical. The girls have to wear long skirts. I had a thong on, and while we were dancing the guy behind me stepped on my skirt. It fell to my ankles... the whole audience saw my ass. FML
Today, my dorm had a mandatory meeting about body image. I went to the meeting and left feeling all good about myself. As soon as I got back to my room, my favorite jeans ripped right across my butt. FML
Today, it was the first day of school, and I split my pants. In a full class. While on a stage. I'm the teacher, and I wasn't wearing underwear. FML
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FYLDeep 26
Must be one ghetto-ass school.
karmaslave 5
Were you wearing them?
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Comments (116)
perdix 31
I'll bet the roaches fell out of you in the first place and were glad to be going home.
Spastastic 6
Like in Creepshow?
xshadyshadow 0
Haha, That's hilarious, Perdix.
hnz 13
this is so funny! but fyl for not feeling any crawlies sensation on your leg
JGirl113 6
they were putting on there jeans so they wouldn't have felt the bugs. you can't wear jeans under a marching band uniform because it will ruin it.
XexyWinch 0
Ewwwwwwwwwwww! That would totally freak me out. I would run out screaming!
yummycupcakegirl 0
the **** roaches just wanted to get some.
night_saint 5
lol nice
mintcar 10
You really couldn't feel them? Roaches aren't exactly small. FYL, that's disgusting.
RedPillSucks 33
You're thinking of those Madagascar hissing roaches. Actually, there are many species of roaches of all different size. Still, I agree that she would have felt something.
Spastastic 6
I used to have pet Madagascar hissing cockroaches. I named them Vera, Chuck, and Dave.
seymourlilly17 0
YDI, for not carrying around RAID. Lol jk. So how many did you kill?
mrwelsh3 0
hey!
wufwufwolf 0
marching bands rock! east ridge knights!
strawberry6826 0
oh man eww. I hate roaches. I'd run out of there.
xX_rawr_KiTTiEXx 0
haha COCKroaches. closest to **** you'll ever get.
hcovballer247 0
Eewwww your life sucks