Today, while at my boxing gym, an old man came inside and did the oddest drunk dance in order to serenade me. I'm a fighter and fine with taking punches to the face, but froze in terror at the sight of this. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while at a local bar, my friends and I were approached by an overly intoxicated man who asked us each politely if we wanted to fight. Thinking it was a joke, I said yes. It wasn't a joke, I now have a broken nose and a black eye. FML
Today, I was at the extremely crowded gym when someone came up behind me and shouted in my ear scaring the living shit out of me. I jump into a karate pose in front of everyone. No one was behind me. It was a new song starting on my headphones. A trainer asked me if I needed an ambulance. FML
Today, I saw an old homeless man who had just fallen down due to his drinking. Everyone laughed at him, but I felt bad, so I went to help him up. My reward? A quick punch in the face, landing me in the hospital. FML
Today, I helped an old man who fell over. Turns out he was drunk and had pissed himself. He decided to thank me with a hug. FML
Today, my friend invited me to his boxing club for the first time. Since I'm somewhat short and scrawny-looking, he was worried that the workout would be too difficult for me. I waved him off and told him that I was tougher than I looked. Five minutes into class, I sprained my ankle. FML
Today, a drunk in a wheelchair tried to fight me. I walked away as he kept hurling insults. He then rammed his chair into my legs, making me fall. I walked away again. Upon the second time, I got up and punched him dead in his face, knocking him backward. I was tackled to the ground for hitting him. FML
Today, I started training for a charity boxing match. When I got home and walked through the door, my dad punched me in the stomach to test my reaction time. As I lay on the floor trying to catch my breath, he said my reaction time was "terrible". FML
Today, I decided to challenge the jerk jock at work to a fight, since he kept poking fun at me for being a weakling. Having started taking MMA classes, I was confident I'd make him eat his words. Just my luck, he's an MMA instructor and kicked my ass effortlessly. Not what I had planned. FML
Today, I saw an old man struggling with three bags, so I offered to carry them for him. He must not have heard me because when I bent down to take the bags, he thought I was stealing them and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my friends showed me a video of me blind drunk last night, getting into a fight with my front door. The door won, unlike my face. FML
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Top comments
torio123 27
sounds like you had a good day ;)
xrainbowshadowx 17
The old man has been here long enough to know how the freeze his opponents.
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Comments (81)
GoArmy6624 7
Good fight, good night
MrXerxes5 6
He must've given OP a beating then.
hahalaughing 0
well. thats where mace comes into the picture.(:
oops_im_fucked 8
Be afraid; be very afraid of the vodka dance...
Late_night83 25
stupid.
gabriellemv 5
normally i'd say that sucks, but in this case YDI for saying 'piss-pipes' 'poop-chutes' and 'dog logs.' god damn.
eharmonee 0
Wrong fml bro lol
BelleBelle_fml 11
Wrong FML...even if it was the right one your comment is still stupid.
WOLFEYES72 2
You are commenting on the wrong FML miss. It seems you failed to read any of the other comments regarding this FML as well.
heresjuju 2
Same old man who would "suck a turd" out of that bartender ladies' ass? I wonder.
n_epic_fail 14
I don't see the FML, you walk away not "freeze in terror" that's sort of pathetic, considering he's just an old man.
writergirl23 19
And then lost ur round ...
ZeroIce 12
rofl. it musta been gooood