Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then told me that yes, he's cheating on me, that he's dumping me, and that I'm fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML
Today, my boss found out that my girlfriend dumped me. He asked if that meant she would no longer bring her delicious homemade cookies to the office. When I said yes, he fired me on the spot. FML
Today, my boyfriend, who is also my coworker, broke up with me. I agreed to stay professional and civil with him during our work hours. However, he decided to report me for "sexual harassment" and "stalking." He showed them the "evidence." I was fired. FML
Today, my boyfriend was fired. After breaking the news, he also broke up with me. Apparently, his boss had a creepy crush on me and would give my boyfriend bonuses for bringing me to company events and, occasionally, out on the boss's personal boat. Looks like I am no longer useful. FML
Today, I was driving to work and I got a text from my girlfriend. She said she was breaking up with me. I was a little heartbroken, but I had to get on with my day. I got to work and my boss fired me. Turns out, my boss and girlfriend have been having an affair and she told him to fire me. FML
Today, I dumped my coworker boyfriend because I caught him cheating with another coworker. He reported me for sexual harassment, and showed my boss the consensual texts we shared during our relationship. Turns out he edited them to make it look like I was the one “harassing” him. Sucks to be jobless. FML
Today, at work I wrote up my boyfriend (whom I've been secretly dating, because I'm his supervisor) for being $40 short on his register. Our policy is to write up anyone short over $10. He got mad and told my boss we're dating, and I was instantly fired. Then I got dumped for being a "tattle-tale". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend cheated on me with his boss so he could get a promotion and "provide" for us. This from the guy who made me quit my job because he said he made enough money to support us both. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
Burgessnk 0
I never understand why the new girl would stay with someone she now knows is a cheater. After all, cheaters never change...
43bubba34 25
ydi, for dating your boss.
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Comments (94)
MadamGeek 0
How many times do you have to hear, "Don't date co-workers, your boss, or anyone in your building - it can only end badly." before it gets through to you? Rarely do office romances work. YDI.
buckie123 3
that what u get for dating the boss!
AbsoluteOsprey 0
Don't sue for wrongful termination... Sue for sexual harrassment. See a lawyer, and you can probably get a year's salary off of the bastard.
gypsyblue 0
YDI for dating your boss. That was really dumb.
eldiablo2196 0
bad idea sleeping with boss
princessjess420 0
you have a total sexual harassment suit and wrongful termination case for sure. possibly more. hit the ****** up for all you can. what sucks is lawyers will collect 40% of the settlement! best of luck to you@
frymaster1 0
Yeah I would see if you could press charges for wrongful termination.
Kellen12 0
Sue!!!!
AshDramatiicsxz 2
WTF , that is what you get for dating your BOSS and take the cat , **** HIM !!!
bretty_boieeeeyy 0
can't you complain to some people higher up about stuff like this?