Today, I was trying on some new pants in the fitting room at a store. I was so overcome with joy when I noticed that I had dropped two pant sizes, that when I took them off and went outside to pay for them, I realized I forgot to put back on my original jeans. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went to the store to buy some new shirts. I tried them on and none of them fit. When I walked out to return the shirts, everybody was staring at me. I looked down to see why. I'd forgotten to put my original shirt back on. FML
Today, I put on a new pair of jeans and went out. Halfway through my errands, I realized the long sticker with my size was still on the back. I walked around for quite a while advertising my embarrassing waist and leg measurements. FML
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Today, I was bragging about how I had lost 10 pounds. Grinning, I pulled my shirt up and tried to show how big my jeans were on me. Instead, the button flew off my pants. FML
Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML
Today, my pants felt a little looser than usual. Thinking I'd lost weight, I proudly went about my day. It wasn't until much later that I realised I hadn't lost any weight at all; my fly was down. FML
Today, I wore a pair of shorts a size too big while doing laundry. When I ordered a pizza afterwards and answered the door, I realized I looked a little heavy, so I sucked in my stomach. My shorts fell to the ground in front of the delivery guy. FML
Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML
Today, I grabbed a pair of pants from the dryer in a hurry, trying to make it to the bank. When I rushed in, I felt something fall down my leg. It was a pair of my mom's granny panties that had been stuck inside my jeans. I kicked them aside, hoping no one would notice. They did. FML
Today, I had to buy another pair of "fat jeans", because my old "fat jeans" became my new "skinny jeans." FML
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Top comments
ajay96 3
Well congrats. As long as Paul blart didn't chase you down
nutella830 0
Hey at least you dropped two pant sizes(:
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Comments (126)
Apruhl33 4
This reminds me of the weightloss commercial with Holly Madison haha.
KiddNYC1O 22
Like a balls.
tj4234 36
I'm hoping pants is American English for trousers (I think it is?) because if pants means underwear like it does in Britain, this seriously sucks...
ladyLALAA 29
I say good for you, just showing your new found sexy self?
BlackSnowyOwl 2
Be happy. You might've just scored yourself a discount.
jonriise18 3
Nice!!! I need to start shopping there.... Where was it exactly??
babybear8797 5
Hahaha. This just made my day!
megaflops 12
haha
Okayitwasme 0
Good one! Reminds me of that commercial where the mom had Xmas dinner already and she says to the tv, I' don't think I've missed a thing', she had an apron on. Turns around to answer her door and she forgot her pants! LOL
emghie_1014 0
Hahah! Thats what happens when u get too excitex.