Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Egao_fml 8
What the?
greenie213 23
Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!
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Comments (86)
ideasrule 13
This has got to be the worst FML ever. Who hasn't said something stupid in the middle of a heated argument?
etchsanity1 11
Sorry honey but you know I intend to have at least 3 wives and you have gained 12 lbs since the wedding
hellya14 0
Wow. So he is already thinking of replacing you. You need to talk to him about his feelings and decide if he is worth keeping. He could say something out of anger, but that is still not an excuse. That was a demeaning threat and you deserve better op. talk to him about boundaries, and if he cannot respect that, you owe it to yourself to move on to someone who will treat you right.
SuzyTurquoiseBlu 25
I just read your answer and I agree with you completely. If I were in that situation I would be doing the exact same thing... you don't threaten with divorce just because your losing an argument or to gain the upper hand in an argument with your spouse. If you do, you don't deserve to be married to them.
emmapigd 1
What an assfuck seriously you should tell him that no im actually your ex wife!
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yes, because divorce is always the answer...
raraisbang 12
Alas, here is one more human-like creature bound and determined to destroy the sanctity of marriage. Such a shameful society we live in.
badmike89 6
Actually that's a pretty decent way to stop an argument maybe I'll try it
chosha_fml 27
It's an effective way. It's in no way decent.
originalparamore 0
fyl but well played on his part
katie887 2
Ha ha, that's funny, better than just getting served with divorce papers- Fml too!
xXHollowIchigoXx 17
At least he didn't hit you… what? Too soon for domestic violence?
fylx100 19
Lmao this is the guy that everyone got an argument with because he claims to be a phycologist expert at 15 years old. He also changed his "about me" because of it. Lol
ideasrule 13
What's so interesting about this? Who hasn't said something stupid in the middle of a heated argument?
hellya14 0
Anyone who wants to stay in a caring and respectful relationship?
SystemofaBlink41 27
Even those people... I mean, when you're angry, things come out... Bad things...
teresedanielle 2
Am I really the only one who thought this was funny? If it were me, I would have started laughing when he said that.
Boob_fml 6
I found it funny. I'm pretty sure it was meant to be.