Today, while my husband and I were arguing, he walked away in the middle of my sentence yelling, "Remember babe, you're only my current wife!" FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house waiting to surprise him when he got home from work. I was laying in his bed when he called to tell me we were over. I couldn't leave before he got home. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 years told me he had feelings for someone else. He also told me he wanted to continue dating me until things progressed further with the other woman. FML
Today, I was insulted and harassed by my sister and her boyfriend, all because I proposed yesterday. They were angry I might get married before they did. They have known each other since primary school; I met my fiancée earlier this year. FML
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Egao_fml 8
What the?
greenie213 23
Past wives, future wives, midwives, good wives, bad wives, big wives, tall wives, fat wives, skinny wives. The list goes on and on!
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Comments (86)
lilmisslovely13 15
Honestly, dont worry about it. He was probably just saying it because he was angry and wanted to win
JustDerpin 11
Did anyone else notice the username of "JB"?
Enslaved 38
Dyslexic?
perdix 31
Yes, but it is not Justin Bieber. Given that the OP is in Kentucky, JB stands for Jim Beam Kentucky Bourbon. Coincidentally, that's the perfect antidote when subject to too much* Justin Bieber "music." *any
Enslaved 38
Great. Now I feel like a perv!
greenie213 23
I know a guy who goes by JB!
RentaName 15
We all say things we don't mean sometimes. Hopefully this was the case.
photoquilty 6
Ugh. Mine does the same kind of asshole things.
marlboro_man93 0
What an ass
mskimbelinapham 5
Crap. Act like you're irreplaceable? Show him what's up...
Kiki242 19
To the left to the left.
liv_graham 7
Go tell him you're not my only current husband.
xxjenn27xx 8
Thats mean
gavo 8
think yourself lucky! you could be his ex wife!
kriz_allizwell 6
"current wifes can shock you, you know?"