Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)
MyOwnDestruction 0
I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.
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Comments (79)
xlildizzle1516x 0
ll, When that happened to me. My GF rode me XD
luxyslady 0
haha... oh i've done that before... it always leads to more though ;)
akaashR 0
how old is she?! six?!?!
robynnewtf 0
i do that all the time lol, and sometimes i put quarters on the head, bend it back and catapult change at his head, its hilarious!
robotiick 12
haaaaaahahahahahahahaha n dnt be fmling this man the played wit ya dick at least she wanted to touch ya dick next time take it further lol
Chazzymine 0
I do that to my bf as well. it's so fun and he just stands there and looks at me like come on...
lalagurl11 6
I'll **** ur penis
lalagurl11 6
I'll suck it, put ur big **** in my pussy, and I'll do anything for you...... Wow I must be realllll horny.... I'll just watch ****!!!
chrisramsay 5
Omg I love doing that
nela25 23
HHAHAHAHAHA #60 im totally doing that next time. :P But come on OP admit thats pretty funny