Today, my girlfriend came over to my house. Hoping to get a little action, I started to make out with her. Unfortunately I was wearing basketball shorts so when I got an erection, all she did was bat it back forth like a cat toy. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and things started getting pretty hot. That is, until I tried to remove her shirt. Somehow, I managed to grab her pajama shorts and give her a violent wedgie. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. It was going well until she started talking dirty, saying stuff like, "You like my tushy, baby?" "I want to fellate you so bad," and "You'll need some ice after this one." My boner practically retracted into my body. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were getting at it, and then my parents came home. I heard them and we scrambled to get our clothes on. My dad came into the room and found me wearing her pants inside out with her thong around my legs. FML
Today, me and my girlfriend were heading back to her place. On the way there, she was rubbing and stroking me. When we got there, I asked her mom for a congrats hug. I forgot I had a hard on from my girlfriend. She felt it. FML
Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
Today, I got an inconvenient erection while at my girlfriends house, so I tried to think of something stupid to get rid of it. I tried thinking of Pokémon, which actually made me harder. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. We were teasing each other, when she stood up and began to jokingly walk away. Trying to be cute, I tried to pull her onto my knee. I miscalculated and she ended up sitting right on my boner. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over and we were hugging when she put her feet on my feet. We started walking around like that and I said, "This is hard to maintain." She replied with "So's your erection." FML
Today, it was really hot in my house so I pulled my shorts down so I was just in my boxers. My family and I were watching TV and I got a spontaneous erection. When I discreetly tried to pull my shorts back up, my penis flipped out of my boxers. FML
Today, my girlfriend text me and told me to do something sexy because she was going to FaceTime me. I eagerly dropped my pants and started stroking it to get ready for her. As soon as I opened her call, she was standing with my wife. I literally got caught with my dick in my hand. FML
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musicislife1995_fml 0
she still played with it... I bet it was funny to watch. loosen up (even though it's loose enough in basketball shorts)
MyOwnDestruction 0
I do the same with my guy. it's fun for some reason.
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Comments (79)
racerapj 10
ps: where the IDGAS button when you need it (I don't give a shit button)
Eviktion 0
WIN.
Green_Lady_fml 0
LOL, girlfriend win for teasing.
jpest17 5
ha this reminds me of this anime where this girl is like a cat when she sees things that jiggle and couldent stop starring at the pitchers boobs rofl. I think it's cute that she did that, if it didn't go any further other wise that would just be naughty. O.O
maythem 0
dude DONT just sit and watch her playin w/ it..u gotta b smooth..play with her pussy till she asks u to put it inside her...hope u know how to play w/ a pussy cuz i cannot help u anymore at this point..lol
TRANscend08 0
being smoothe doesn't always work. some girls are different. my wife has my balls on the mantel and in her pockets before. she governed everything. being smoothe with her got no where. she's a tough little fire cracker!
yhw718 0
gimme yur gurls # i'll enjoy her more than u apparently can
skeleton_skinner 0
Win
josh203 0
ok, so basically you're complaining about something that was almost a handjob. you could've turned that situation around real fast. talk dirty to her!!! she'll be BEGGING for that dick
mtc4ever 0
haha I do that with my bf once in a while, just to play around. he still gets action, it's just a goofy little gesture haha aw. it still is prob really annoying for guys but we're just kidding haha just look on the bright side, she's not with you for sex only. she obviously feels comfortable around you so don't feel too bad about it shahs. next time maybe play with her boobs like cat toys haha
x1xkelseyschx1x 0
ghh
anqie 3
yu should hav made yur move i do that wit my bf all the time he loves it he gets more turned on nd then he gets it if he was bein a naughty boy i could teach yu how to do it if yu need a private session cum to my house it'll be fun nd yu can teach her wat yu learned