Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.
LysssNysss 1
It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"
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Comments (124)
karinapuff 0
Okay um, you're a bitch. Just because he doesn't live in a mansion doesnt give you a reason to say something like that. Maybe he cant afford it? Oh and uh think before you speak.
shinshoku13 19
Im sure ppl living in trailer homes would be happy to move into a house, theres nothing wrong with being grateful for what you have ( or dont have), and nowhere did it say she was gonna break up with him because he lives in a trailer home
doglover100 29
Maybe he doesn't have enough money. So what if he lives in a trailer. He'd rather have one than no house at all.
autumn337 4
She didn't say that?
nolefan 15
shallow ****
LissaMccracken 23
FYL? No. Think about how you made him feel. Not **** your life, just **** you.
khodginssxo 14
Y'all are psycho I mean she didnt say hey were over to him because he lives in a trailer? She just stated that she didnt want to live in one. Not knowing that he actually did i mean it's not like everyday you know people who do? What was she supposed to say HOLLY SHIT look at that trailer I would love to live there one day. so chill people chilllllllll
angi2002 5
OMG, what did he say
pookiebear1001 13
Think before speaking missy!!
koolboi69 14
now you know to think twice before you say somethin' gurl -.-