Today, I was dropping my new boyfriend off at his house. I'd never been there before, so he was giving me directions as I drove. We passed a small trailer home on the right. Without thinking, I said, "I'm so glad I don't live in a house like that." My boyfriend told me to turn right. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I drove my ex-boyfriend home from dropping his car at the garage for new tires. On the way, I drove past my house where my boyfriend was sitting in the driveway ready to surprise me. My boyfriend watched us drive by. FML
Today, after a year of living with my boyfriend at our new place, he told me that he wants to sell our house and live in a trailer, so he can be closer to his mom. FML
Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML
Today, I was getting out of my car, when my new neighbor asked if I'd help him unhitch a trailer. On my way over, he said, "Oh never mind, I thought you were a boy." I am a boy. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to tell him how excited I was to drive 12 hours to see him and his new house. His girlfriend answered. FML
Today, I came home from three months off the continent. My parents drove me home, and when we drove past our house, I assumed we were going for a welcome home supper. Instead, we drove to a dilapidated trailer and my parents said, "Welcome home." We used to live in a large, beautiful two-story house. FML
Today, my boyfriend thought it'd be a good idea to break up with me in his car. I had to walk home. FML
Today, a friend who I hadn't seen in a while offered to give me a ride. I didn't really know how to give directions to my house, so when we had been driving for a while and it was getting awkward, I just pointed at a random house and pretended to live there. FML
Today, I was finally leaving my hometown to live in my dream city. Everything was packed, keys were handed in, goodbyes were made. The moment my truck began pulling out to get underway, the guy I'd gotten a room from in my new city called to inform me that he'd decided to rent to someone else. FML
Today, I went out with my ex-boyfriend on a date. The night consisted of me sitting in the back seat of his friend's truck while they drove around to pick up things for the party they were going to have that same night. After they picked everything up, he asked where I wanted to get dropped off. FML
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allmidnighteyes 11
If you ended up dumping him because of the house he lives in, then you're a bitch.... Not saying you are though, just making a presumption.
LysssNysss 1
It seems like every fml is the same. "Today, I said something without thinking. FML"
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Comments (124)
LilithRose 0
WOWW YDI, you have to be one hell of a shallow bitch. But who am I to judge? I respect all different types of houses, cause not everyone is rich so yeah.
LilithRose 0
Ooo and the reason I am calling you shallow is because that is what you sound like to me. You never judge a person by their appearance and YOU NEVER JUDGE A HOUSE BY APPEARANCE ALSO! The house might be a trailer but how do you know it is not spotless inside? HMM? Just cause some people have small homes does not mean they aren't clean. It might even be cleaner than your house, so yeah! You need help. I have been to some small homes and let me tell yeah the housekeeping is great, they are cleaner than people with larger homes.
andrew245 0
you are a bitch
jolly12 0
what a bitch yo. hella assuming that love is based on money n shit, I hope he smashed and dashed on yo stereotypical ass
lolwutdino 9
At least he has a place..
Kaymis 1
You deserved it you stupid bitch!!
angi2002 5
Wow! Your nice! (Not) she didn't know it was his! If she new, she would never have said that! Gosh
smurfman44265034 0
**** u *****
Monkeybutt1 0
Wow.. Do you understand u sound like a MAJOR BITCH?! You really pissed me off with this
DeliaJarvis92 2
Wow you're a bitch.
hateevryone 15
i guess you spoke too soon