Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
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Comments (129)
tigger0jk 0
If you like him is the fact that he likes your feet really UNBEARABLE?
Cwissy 0
when a guy talks about his fetishes hen flirting is a good time to walk away. just sayin
johnlocke2342_fml 0
i do have a giantess fetish. For those who don't know, it means i'm aroused by giant girls. i don't know where it comes from but it's usually caused by a foot fetish that I don't have. I even think feet are gross.
jarex 0
he was probably saying that to creep you out so you would STOP hitting on him.
jaymee13 0
43 fetishes aren't too bad as long as they're not like ridiculous.. like I have a car fetish and guys think that's hot
JokeMeister 0
Better now than later. You dodged a bullet. Congratulations!
elijahking04 0
don trip on a dudes fetish. maybe if you actually like him as much as you say you do you can experiment with it and explore new sexual pleasures that you may very well like i have this fetish and i think that it just elevates the amount of things i and my girlfriend can experiment with. be safe kids
roundnproud 7
I have a foot fetish. But they have to be clean! Dirty feet are disgusting. And for whatever reason the nails must be painted as well. It's interesting considering I grew up as a real podophobe.
tienjt 3
There are some really weird fetishes out there man...
HunnyLove 0
fetishes r hot!!! ;-)