Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Top comments
Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
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Comments (129)
JesseJaymz 0
at least it isn't a penis fetish
VenusBlue 0
A foot fetish?Thats seriously so vanilla. It could have been so much worse. It could have been like... cats or shit or something,haha. Don't feed into it,he'll just want a foot job :O
Hammer01 8
Gotta LOVE fetishes!!! They're great..... Bet he loves foot jobs !!!!! MMMMM Latex!!!!
sexisbad 1
Go with it!
alexthecutie 0
Use proper English please.
Guerrilla8 0
You should have told him to put a sock in it.
alex1432 9
guys there are much worse fetishes out there than foot fetishes, like puking fetishes, animal fetishes
azim2424 0
OMFG the gingers are taking overrr!!!!!!!!
ShadowPunkChick 1
There is only one person that's allowed to go anywhere near my feet! and I can't stand it when people put their feet on me! I think people that take pictures of their feet are ******* stupid..also, I don't understand why people obsess over baby feet..so they are small and chubby who gives a **** they are still feet and its still weird..I'd never take a picture of just my baby's feet..if I wanted to remember how small they were I'd have a foot print taken or do one of those ceramic hand/food print things..FYL indeed..foot fetishes are creepy..I do agree though there are worse fetishes out there..
yeahreally 6
well he just wants you to know what youre getting into lmfao either you can accept it or find a new guy to like