Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Top comments
Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
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Comments (129)
Stevefett 0
no.111 are you the Asian Mr. Spock or what?
Stevefett 0
no.63 what's with you guys and your **** pics? Please knock it off. Noone likes someone who loves themselves like that. It's called conceit. Stop it.
noclevername 0
The issue isn't the existence or (in this case) nature of the fetish, it's that he wouldn't shut up about it. It doesn't matter whether the topic is sex or your favourite type of cereal, if you can't recognise when someone else isn't interested and change the topic, you're boring and inconsiderate.
birds_fml 7
It sucks that he kept going on and on about it... but.... Man, I'd LOVE to have a guy with a foot fetish! I get my feet rubbed all I want, and he enjoys it too! And then, if I'm not in the mood for sex, he can just have at it with my feet, while I lay back and relax.
w00terz4hooterz 0
You fell in love with a /b/tard. Just accept it.
Tash543 0
you shouldn't be so crude, he could be a really nice person? everyone is different I think you should respect people for who they are
krysxkatastrophe 14
#4 win
daAce77 8
I think he's giving you a clue for something he wants from you lol
angels_siren 0
My bf has a foot fetish. he loves footjobs and when i paint my toes black. he gets a boner when i try on tiny sandals :) hehe i love it.
raptras 2
ok for those of you who keep going on about foot fetishs are disgusting and what not shut up not that bad I have some humiliation fetishes and let me tell you feet are the least of your conserns when it comes to fetishs