Today, I was talking to this guy I liked at work. He was flirting with me, and everything was going great, I was so happy, until he started talking non-stop about the extent of his foot fetish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was talking to this girl I really like at my work. Everything was going fine until our boss called me into his office. Apparently I was being a little too flirty with his daughter. FML
Today, I got to talk to the guy I like. Thinking it would be about something pleasant. I was completely wrong. It was about the guy who sits in front of me and his masturbation problem. FML
Today, I was sitting next to an attractive man. Much to my surprise, he started stroking his foot against mine. I was happy at the flirting, because I've been attracted to him forever, so I played along. That's when he stood up and explained he was trying to stretch out a cramp. FML
Today, the guy I've been crushing on at work finally asked me out to lunch. I was nervous we wouldn't have anything to talk about. He spent the entire hour talking about how amazing his new girlfriend is. FML
Today, I met a new guy at work who wouldn't stop hitting on me. We ended up on a six-hour shift together watching a pool, so we were wearing nothing but bathing suits when he began grabbing me inappropriately. When I confided in my female coworker about it, she told me that he was her husband. FML
Today, I was fooling around with someone I had met at a club, in my room. It got really heated, and I was really getting into this guy, until he lifts up my leg and asks, "Can I lick your leg?" FML
Today, I decided to try the Facebook dating profile. I met up with a guy, we had a great vibe and we were talking when I started rubbing his feet. He left and a bit later he texted me, telling me he had a great time, but to "never touch his fucking feet again" and blocked me. FML
Today, I had sex with a coworker I've had my eye on for awhile. Immediately after, he turned on the light and got on his phone. Me, trying to start a conversation, I said, "Well, that was fun." He looked at me and said, "Was it?" FML
Today, I went to a social event with a very attractive male co-worker. Things were going awesome, we were flirting and really hitting it off. Then his 'wife' called. FML
Today, after being totally in love with a guy since middle school, I finally had enough self confidence to go and talk to him. Turns out he's boring as fuck. I obsessed over this guy for nearly 4 years. FML
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Top comments
Rexx 0
Give the man a footjob then
rety1 13
so? you know that a foot fetish is the worlds most common fetish that doesn't have anything to do with a sexual part of the body.
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Comments (129)
rypanic123 0
Hahaha! I bet you don't like him anymore... And it sucks that you now have to work with him after that. XD
Lqum26 0
haha @93 I cried from laughter when I saw your comment hahahahaha
qriztyy4747 3
maybe you have pretty feet!! compliment??
robertdr 0
is your hair made from gold? :D
jplumbob 4
26. I like you. you are attractive.
Sami_Liz010 0
Look on the bright side, more foot rubs! :D If you're into that sort of thing.
Starfire99 0
Nice idea. Foot rubs are a wonderful way to unwind at the end of the day.
DeathcoreDashie 11
That's how my girlfriend coped with my foot fetish. Good times. Goooooood times.
Kallewa 0
(Ahaha. #6) id be laughing my ass off. and maybe you should give him a chance. foot rubs are really relaxing.
iClumsyNinja 0
hahahaha u know u like it op
malmal85 0
wow....
DrDiamond 0
I moderated this one.... you must have nice feet op it should be a compliment
hbcbmx 5
I love cupcakes too lol
baker63 3
work flirting and sex is great
MikaRoxx_fml 3
Ok, NEXT ! :D