Today, we ran out of disposable gloves at work. After saying how grossed out I was about having to touch raw chicken with my bare hands, my female boss goes, "Just imagine you're touching yourself. That's what I do." Even more grossed out now. FML
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Today, I said hi to my coworker and she immediately yelled, "Get your gross unwashed hands out of my face!" I wash my hands compulsively and they were nowhere near her face. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, while at work, I used the restroom. After I noticed we were out of paper towels, I just tried shaking my hands dry. I then readjusted my bra, since it'd been driving me crazy all day. After getting back to my cubicle, I realized that I had two wet handprints over my boobs. FML
Today, my OCD manager sprayed my hands with chemicals because I'd touched the bin while throwing away a piece of paper. My hands are now covered in itchy, unattractive rashes. FML
Today, my boss slapped me across the face with a raw chicken breast. FML
Today, at my dental practice, we received a shipment of the stupid flavoured gloves my boss ordered to make the place more "friendly to the kids". I started working in an adult patient's mouth, when he decided to start creepily making out with my fingers. FML
Today, while meeting some of the big boss guys at my new job, one of the men sneezed on his hand and then grabbed mine for a handshake. I felt every gooey bit of his snot between our hands. FML
Today, at work, a customer pulled down her pants and lifted her sweater to reveal a hole in her chest full of greenish, stinky goo. I don't work in anything health-related. FML
Today, my girlfriend was cooking dinner. To my horror, she took the chicken out and immediately began scrubbing it with dish soap. When I asked what the hell she was doing, she stared at me like I was insane. FML
Today, I work at a pizza place and one of my jobs is to spoon crushed red pepper into bags. After I finished this, without thinking to wash my hands first, I used the bathroom. It still burns. FML
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trucker2 33
Where do you work....that's not quite sanitary
rustybucket 24
Ahhhh the health code violations!!
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Comments (64)
D3ath0f5ilence 7
Its just chicken, deal with it
Jumbled_Mess 7
She's just messing with you. ... Right?
MurkwoodForest 24
Actually in some cases, if your kitchen and shop are very very clean, it's allowed by the Health Department.
mdd9192 13
can we have the name of your workplace so we can call the health department?
Mehokaay 14
Proud of you OP for sticking up for how you feel. Always put your safety first. Even when a boss is ignorant to health risks. In 9th grade my bio teacher said we'd be dissecting frogs soaked with formaldehyde and added, if you want gloves to use you have to bring them from home. ?
aedar 16
Ok, two things. First of all, it doesn't necessarily mean it's against some sort of health code, when you work at a restaurant you are required to wash your hands properla all the time but you don't always have to wera gloves. Second thing is, why were you grossed out? Don't tell me you never prepared chicken steak for dinner. I don't know about you but I cook chicken quite a lot at home and I never use gloves, I just wash my hands properly... Still sucks about the "touching yourself" part though :)
jpd25 5
When she said yourself, you sure it was not her saying you she was thinking of touching... That would have been my first question
Elban 20
Remember, just imagine. Do NOT touch yourself while you do the chicken
manuwish 9
ew, op that's not only unsanitary besides being disgusting, that's unhealthy too..hope you'll find a job that suits you better
dontknow1 19
It's not only unsanitary but also inappropriate to say what your boss told you.