Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in over a week, because I had been having weird cramps. Afterwards, I was experiencing the worst pain I’ve felt in my entire life, so we went to the ER. Turns out my cramping was from an ovarian cyst, and having sex made it rupture. FML
Today, I got to see my fiancé for the first time in 3 months. While we were having sex for the first time, he slipped out and slammed into the back of my vagina, tearing it open. Now I won't stop bleeding, it hurts to pee, and we can't have sex. I won't see him for another 2 months after this. FML
Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML
Today, I had to take my boyfriend to the emergency room to get stitches from cutting his arm during sex. I sat there while he explained to the doctor how it was the best orgasm ever. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I woke up, had great sex, had a delicious breakfast, played with my kid and laid down for a nap… only to wake up in extreme pain, an ambulance ride, and now a doctor saying I need emergency surgery on my leaking gallbladder. FML
Today, I realized I might have some issues. After some amazing, satisfying rough sex, I started having incredible pain. I went to the hospital and discovered I'd asked him to beat me so hard that he'd cracked a rib. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I finally had sex after a year-long dry spell. It caused an ovarian cyst to rupture and ended up with me in the ER. I'm afraid to ever have sex again. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I really liked. His testicle spontaneous turned inside his sack and he blacked out from the pain. He peed my bed, and I had to rush him to the ER so they could turn it back. Had to explain to his family and doctors what happened. It was my first time meeting them. FML
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rekijan 6
Not a native speaker so I have to look up 'fallopian tubes' ... holy shit how did you manage that
Orangebecausewhynot 4
Sounds like you've had a rough night.
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Comments (26)
GhostFox 34
Sounds like you had some sort of preexisting condition that contributed to that occurring, since sex alone usually wouldn't be enough to cause that in a healthy individual.
Nightbird827 15
She literally got ****** so hard she had to go to the hospital. Sounds like my type of girl
Lobby_Bee 18
Oh wow, I didn't know that's even possible.
fabs1171 23
Hey op, did you mean intra-abdominal haemorrhage? Bleeding into your abdominal cavity? Intravenous means into your vein. Hope you get well soon
Breezy Conner 4
****, that shit sucks.. but how amazing was the sex before you ripped your fallopian tubes?
GurrukWildSpeaker 3
*high fives you're boyfriend*
GhostFox 34
I don't think he's going to be proud about that, since it could have killed OP. He's probably going to feel really guilty and shorty for a while, honestly.
fyvaprold 11
More likely, you had ectopic pregnancy and didn't know about that.
archertheo 15
Still... You had sex so it is kind of a win...
PBcupcake 7
I seriously doubt it was because of sex only. most likely an underlying condition or infection
MissMustard 20
Sounds horrific! Enjoying the term 'intravenous haemorrhage' - bleeding that happens inside (intra) of a vein (venous)..! All of us have blood coursing through our veins and trust me, that's a good thing! Appreciate that the trauma she was going through led to misremembering medical jargon. Safe recovery!