Today, while flying home, two little girls started chanting, "We're all going to die." I'm an extremely anxious flyer. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I left on my honeymoon with my wife who is terrified of flying. The pilot announced incoming storms in the flight path, and the man next to me starts saying it's "probably fate" and "we all have to go sometime." My wife went into a full panic attack. We hadn't even left the ground yet. FML
Today, I was on an airplane that was experiencing some turbulence. Feeling anxious, I reached over and grabbed my husband's hand for comfort. He then said, "Why are you scared of dying? You're not even pretty." FML
Today, I was asleep on a plane. I woke up after feeling the plane jolt and I screamed at the top of my lungs. The little girl next to me told me I was a sissy. Everyone around us laughed. FML
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
Today, at 17 years-old, I discovered how embarrassing it is to have your kid scream on a flight and how hard it is to calm them down. FML
Today, I got in line for my flight to visit a friend in England. My mom was there to see me off, and decided to shout "No sex!" while waving, in front of at least a hundred people who will very likely be sharing the transatlantic flight with me. FML
Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML
Today, I was on a long-haul plane journey home from my holiday. After 5 hours, I decided to stretch my arms whilst watching a movie. Little did I know that a little girl was approaching, running down the aisle as my arm stretched out. I accidentally clothes-lined a little 9 year old girl. FML
Today, on the airplane, the kid behind me kicked my seat hundreds of times, while the big bald guy next to me farted deadly ones repeatedly. I was on a non-stop 14-hour flight. FML
Today, I was supposed to fly home for my dad's funeral, but the woman in the seat next to me was so obese, her bulging flesh left absolutely no way for me to sit in my seat. I complained to the stewardess, who then forced me to leave the plane just for raising my voice in frustration. FML
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Top comments
lat187 18
Start chanting, "Where are their parents?!?"
shiba10 26
It works wonders on a plane to have sound cancelling headphones, plug them into your phone and just listen to your favourite songs. It will help to keep you calm :)
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Comments (38)
MrSassypants 34
If they are pale twin sisters then may God help you because it is true.
Kisaura 7
Not trying to make you anymore anxious OP, but me just now seeing this, you have 666 FYL's.
HoboMeth 36
Did the flight get canceled or something? In today's world, saying that could keep the flight grounded and the plane searched
Lalala579121 28
"while flying home" Yep, the pilot was like "screw this, we're turning around and going back."
Shade1982 21
Hahaha, I don't care what else, that is funny :P.
Yourheadache 19
just some headphones, music on, ignore the girls ?
trucker2 33
It could be worse they could've played the movie final destination
Bogrbon 27
Am I the only one who thinks those two girls are awesome?
interesting33 37
Yes. The parents should have stopped them. That is so thoughtless and uncaring. People are genuinely terrified of flying and this was not going to help. It sounds like they were doing it to wind people up or for a joke but it is not funny and not okay. I would have been furious and the parents or as a last resort, the staff should have stopped them.
Shade1982 21
No, you're not the only one. I would find this hilarious as well. But I'm not an anxious flyer, so I can understand not everyone would be pleased by this.
sweetpotato301 7
Just remember that you're more likely to die driving to the airport than you are to die on an aeroplane.
GhostFox 34
I probably would have gotten pissed off and said something along the lines of, "We aren't all about to die, but you two are if you don't shut up." I don't get along with bratty kids.
Shay_Shay97 23
And the parents didn't do anything? Swell
CAH0105 3
I suggest bringing earbuds with you on your trips!!! It will help drown out the extra noise