Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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Top comments
Pwib 14
Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?
CDobs 8
You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.
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Comments (68)
chanelvander 7
Soooooo...Kourtney? People call her the troll! I'm just trying to look at this in the most literal sense.
fairies633 8
You should've been disgusted not flattered. They really aren't pretty...all they need to do is take off their makeup, you will see. Kim looks disgusting w/ and even worse w/o makeup.
love_me_electric 20
Most girls look considerably less pretty with no makeup on. That doesn't mean they're ugly, just normal.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
I think girls look prettier without a lot of makeup, because then their natural beauty shines. Not that makeup doesn't help, but sometimes it distracts peoples attention from the girls Real beauty.
Wiz_Of_Oz 17
Ugly or not, the fact that the Kardashian family is widely known for doing absolutely nothing of real merit should have been enough for you to end the conversation.
thatguy240 27
So you look like khloe?
d4m4s74 12
That doesn't change the question. Which one?
Bevspeaks 11
How is that a compliment?
Ki11erC 18
Flattered? Roflmao
mameburgess 7
none of the Kardashian sisters r ugly. he is a fool.
thatnucca 36
Beauty's in the eye of the beholder they say.
hawkislayer 2
Beerholder*
Shepardspie71 8
Why are people so cruel
Erery 16
if he was referring to Khloe she's hot to me at least lol so is Kourtney Kim not too bad