Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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Top comments
Pwib 14
Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?
CDobs 8
You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.
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Comments (68)
puzzy 13
I dont think any of them are ugly.
sydneyaval 9
the ugly one is kourtney and she's still pretty....
TheAngryPrincess 3
Kim's the ugly one.
JessiKitty_lol 7
So, all of them?
furbyface711 9
I would hate being told I looked like a Kardashian. Now the Jenner girls are a different story. Kylie and Kendal are gorgeous.
amberlyyyy 15
Oh poo you don't wanna look like them!!!
mazor 22
None of the Kardashians are pretty.
lrak 6
How is any of that information good?
Maxilius 9
You kinda deserved it because you were initially flattered by being told you look like the scum of the earth. Just sayin'.
rebellionwars 11
Lmao, asshole.
lalaney 14
I think he meant Cardassian.