Today, I was told that I looked like a Kardashian by a total stranger. Flattered, I asked which one. His response? "I don't know, the ugly one." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the guy I was seeing texted me a photo back of myself I had sent him earlier, saying I'm such a beautiful woman, suggesting that I set it as my profile pic. Too bad he doesn't think I'm pretty enough without a lot of enhancements, because he photoshopped the hell out of that thing. FML
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." Sixty people liked this, including my boyfriend and my best friend. FML
Today, my husband and I were talking about celebrities he finds attractive. All of these beautiful, talented, glamorous women were starting to make me feel very plain, so he attempted to console me by saying, "But I love you. You're attainable!" FML
Today, I heard a girl say, "Darth Vader is that black guy from Star Trek, right?" FML
Today, my mother and I walked past my boyfriend, whom she's never met. After we casually greeted each other and went on our way, my mother said, "He's cute. Who is he?" I paused for a second and replied, "That's my boyfriend." She then said, "Does he know that?" FML
Today, a rumor was spread around that I was dating somebody. I confronted the person who everyone thought I was dating, and asked him about it. He also thought we were dating. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I got on the bus to go to work. I managed to get a seat, but an old lady who looked tired had to stand. I offered her my seat, but she glared at me, frowned and said, "Go fuck yourself." Everyone laughed as I sat there in dismay. FML
Today, while I was removing my makeup with my boyfriend watching, he mentioned that he used to think girls were prettier without makeup on, but he'd now changed his mind. FML
Today, I was listening to some Michael Jackson through my earphones when I saw this really cute girl. Trying to impress, I approached her while doing some dance moves, not thinking about how unbelievably stupid it must have looked without the music. FML
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Pwib 14
Why would you be flattered to be associated with them in the first place?
CDobs 8
You should have asked him to be more specific. They're all the ugly one.
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Comments (68)
oj101 33
If its any consolation, Khloe also has the greatest personality of them all.
Grolschie 8
The least-bad you mean?
queerdragon 20
I have seen the show (because my sister forced me to watch ten minutes before I had to "use the bathroom" and fled the room.) Khloe looks like she cannot stand her sisters and wants to be shot. Most of her expressions resemble an animal in pain.
elikaas 10
Don't listen to the negativity people tell you. Because that was really rude and uncalled for, that person is trying to be an asshole to someone on purpose.
vanity113 9
Why would you be flattered?
aimeegoldberg 22
why is this an fml? even the ugliest one isnt that bad. he said she looks like them, not personality wise. i personally would take it as a compliment, cause you dont know which one he was referring to
davincidasecond 24
I would take it more as an insult to even be associated with them, to be honest.
flying_turtle_14 7
I would too.
sassy2085 16
Maybe he mistook you for a Cardassian
SlapAndTickle 20
I would rather be a spoon head in this instance. They can be quite sexy.
skullofdarkness 18
I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one who thought of the Cardassians when reading this FML. Good to know I'm not alone here. :)
SlapAndTickle 20
Poor Sassy, all misunderstood and all.
FMLkoala 28
I have never known how the kardashian became famous or why they are famous.
Schiffy 18
Like Paris, they are famous for being famous.
OnlyTheDarkest 17
Well.. Kim became famous by being a **** star. I'm not sure about the rest, perhaps they just leached off Kim's ill-earned fame?
addioty 19
Actually, their father was a famous lawyer in the OJ case. Their step-dad is famous for many things and obviously Kim made a porno with Ray J.
ghil15 8
or he meant to say those bobies...
KatieKupcake4195 9
Aw :c I'm sorry OP. Forget what was said to you. I'm sure you're beautiful ^_^ I believe that there is at least one beautiful quality about everyone, whether it be inside or out. If that beautiful quality of yours is on the inside, that just makes you even more beautiful than a person with only beautiful qualities on the outside.
amarie2009 22
You were flattered to be compared to those useless attention seeking idiots???