Today, I was deceived into a contract to "edit" porn. It was sick, disgusting material which stirred up all my sexual-abuse-survivor issues and made me retch. When I went to my husband to tell him what happened, his only comment was, "Is it hot?" FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, my wife dragged me to the bathroom, promising to "show something hot." Not that I was in the mood, but okay. She took off her pants, sat on a toilet, and demanded that I tell her about my day. She wanted me to entertain her while she was taking a dump. FML
Today, my husband told me the hottest thing I'd ever done was when he pranked me, saying he was in legal trouble, and I told him what to do to stay out of jail. As he put it, I'm "a sexy Saul Goodman." FML
Today, my husband put "sexual favors" on the memo line for my contractor's check. His wife saw it and he had to quit mid-job. I'm stuck with a half-finished house and my husband thinks it's funny. FML
Today, I started work cleaning a customer's pool. I think her husband watches too much porn because he keeps glaring at me from the windows, and I overheard him telling his wife that he knows what's "going on" and that he's "not gonna let it happen". FML
Today, my husband was disgusted by me expressing breast milk while we were in the shower together. This is the same man who thinks it's funny to pee on my legs because, "It'll wash off." FML
Today, as soon as I got home, my husband said he was hungry and that I needed to cook. I flipped my shit and yelled at him for a good half hour. Later, he pulled out his phone and showed me videos of me doing the exact thing to him, asking him to do things the second he walked in the door. FML
Today, I came home and caught my husband in a compromising position. He was watching Twilight. FML
Today, while I was at my job as senior care, I was in a client's home vacuuming the carpet and found a very used vibrator that belonged to his wife. It wasn't clean. FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend outside a bar, when a hand on my shoulder yanked me back. I screamed and turned to see my husband glaring at me, with his best friend behind him, recording us on his phone. I'm fucked. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 39
Step one: Find a way to get out of the **** contract. Step two: Find a way to get out of the marriage contract. Step three: Spend time with people who care about you, and love you.
Iamthebanzai22 21
I really think someone who suffered sexual abuse and just had a trigger event deserve a little more compassion. Do you not think that as an abuse survivor she would have been wary? Maybe the producer lied to her and is using her natural sense of loyalty to mnipulate her. Maybe it was a verbal agreement. OP, I really hope your husband was just being facetious and that he comforted you later.
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leximichelle 13
If it was stated in the contract what you would be editing, then it’s on you for not having read the contract (regardless of what the client said outside of the contract). If it was not started in the contract at all, then you have no obligation to continue the project, as the client has already breached the contract. Either way, sorry you had to go through all of that. Hopefully you can recover soon.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
It was the second scenario. The material was alleged to be a "romance," but was actually pure filth. The deception appears to have been deliberate. I appreciate the support.
shannon2348 14
I'm pretty sure you're leaving out some details. How could you get deceived? Did you not read the contract? ydi