Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I discovered my parents' first Valentine's Day "date" picture. It shows them as 8 year-olds awkwardly smiling for the camera. Mom looked like a super dork with braces and headgear, and Dad looks weirdly like a really pretty girl in boy's clothes. I asked them about it, and now they won't talk to each other. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Top comments
daniel1_1 13
Paint over their faces
mgsoloist 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
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Comments (159)
yepyepyepyep 0
Paint your actual teeth. Parents know best... Sometimes
DisappearingRose 18
Hahaha british people and their teeth.
jmayinc 3
Except that he's from Austrailia
iluvwaffles42 0
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MrDbagManSir 3
thanks babe
TheComputerGuy96 16
Are you jennifer lopez? Why does it say you're a man?
DawnMarie11 0
It could be his initials, sorry grow a brain.
x805xUnknown 6
I have perfect teeth!
worldcupcheer17 0
but nobodies perfect..
V19Spartan 1
At least they didn't give you a larger lump in your pants
JnJNick 0
Easy fix. Just paint your teeth with white paint so they match the picture. Duh.
Nikelopez 11
Hooray for your bad teeth :)
rcloca 10
Don't reply to this