Today, I noticed that a picture of me on my mum and dad's wall looked different. On closer inspection, I realised they'd recently painted over my teeth with white paint. I asked them why, and they said they looked 'discoloured'. It's my wedding photo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I realised my teeth are so stained that they look cleaner when I've not brushed them. FML
Today, I noticed my parents replaced my senior picture that hung on our living room wall with a painted one. Of our German Shepherd. FML
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, we got our family pictures back from the printers. I complained to my mom about the ones she picked. "Oh don't worry," she said. "I had them photoshop out your gut." I was talking about my smile. FML
Today, I came back from college and visited my parents house. There was a new family portrait hung over the mantel of my parents and 2 sisters. My mom had always wanted one but always postponed it. It was dated the day after I left for college. FML
Today, I was taking a picture with my friend. Her camera can pick out a certain color and only have that color show up in the picture. She chose yellow because of the yellow on my dress. When she showed me the picture, the sash wasn't the only yellow thing; my teeth showed up, too. FML
Today, I took my two kids to a restaurant with a graffiti-themed wall and took some lovely pictures that I promptly posted to family on social media. I didn't notice until a couple of hours later it said "ANAL?" in huge writing behind my dear child's head. FML
Today, I discovered my parents' first Valentine's Day "date" picture. It shows them as 8 year-olds awkwardly smiling for the camera. Mom looked like a super dork with braces and headgear, and Dad looks weirdly like a really pretty girl in boy's clothes. I asked them about it, and now they won't talk to each other. FML
Today, my parents dropped by my new house, and my mother offered to tidy up for me while I was out. After they left, I noticed that her "tidying up" included throwing out all the pictures of my girlfriend and replacing them with pictures of herself. FML
Today, I went to my parents' place to visit. My ex-boyfriend's photo is on the fridge, but there aren't any photos of my husband or any of our wedding photos. FML
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Top comments
daniel1_1 13
Paint over their faces
mgsoloist 14
Yeah, I mean why waste money on professional photo editing when you have a stick of white out?
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Comments (159)
alpaquette91 9
Tell them it's because you are in a white dress.... Ruby red lipstick does the trick :)
Ced1214 4
OP is male
mgsoloist 14
Lol I hope he wasn't in a white dress...
alpaquette91 9
Wow I never ever noticed the sex symbol at the top lol I'm stupid :/
mgsoloist 14
Nahh it took me a while too.
alpaquette91 9
Lol well thanks ;)
trumpet27 1
He's a boy. He won't wear a dress to a wedding, let alone put on lipstick.
amit93 4
Should've burshes ur teeth
Brool_Story_Co 17
You can't blame autocorrect for that one
CertifiedCreeper 2
Haha 32
elmogoezRAWR 0
But you can sure as hell try.
SoccerBabe42 0
hey you're enlish!! and seriously, brush your damn teeth.
a_lenzmeier 11
You probably should've bleached your teeth before your wedding. I don't know, it's a nasty rumor, but aren't you supposed to try and look your best on your wedding day?
12vballchick12 5
I like how random strangers put down other random strangers. Nice world we live in!
ifailplzinsultme 0
Yes it is a horrible rumor. I showed up drunk and my marriage lasted 10 weeks. It was a new record.
omgthatsosuppera 4
rude parents! you should show them a picture of them with white paint over their teeth and say "now they're pearly white"
IndependentLemon 3
That was either a pretty large wedding photo or a VERY small paintbrush.
cheerldr4evr 4
you can always zoom in a picture to paint more accurately in small spaces
Clozzie 0
When they are asleep, paint EVERYTHING white and say: "now everything matches"
Amrel 10
I wouldnt want my friends coming over and saying hey what the ***** up with your sons teeth. Just brush i think everyone should just brush if theres one thing that turns me off its bad breath
Youdrongo 0
Ahh, only in Europe.
twisted54 1
Australia isn't in Europe....:)
Youdrongo 0
I posted when the location said "Reserved" or whatever it says when it isn't disclosed, then it decided to show itself and make a fool out of me :(
twisted54 1
That'll get ya every time...:)
iluvfmls456 0
Lol I like your parents!