Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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billiejoeinabox 7
I guess you could say the thirst was real.
Flowtastic 16
And what do we call women who think they can sponge off of men who have no interest in them what so ever? Pigs would be if they expected to have sex because they bought a drink. Men who have preferences and standards are far from pigs.
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Comments (68)
SideOfTheAngels 23
Reminds me of The Big Bang Theory XD But seriously, if someone's that rude, definitely not worth your time.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe next time OP
SuchDogeManyWows 8
Please tell me you then told them it was fine, since you don't except drinks from rude assholes.
LiveRS 7
Why didn't you just buy yourself a drink..? You cant just expect guys to be interested or to buy you anything.. Be a bit independent, it looks a lot better than needy
splash69_fml 14
Sucks to suck
t0xiR0xi 6
I'm sorry that it made you feel shitty, but he (or any of the other dudes) don't owe you a drink. Same thing as if you saw an interesting person and their friend wanted you to buy them a drink and began to passively fish for it - you wouldn't buy it. You would be annoyed and weirded out.
spankerton 2
He should've said 'shut up Meg'.
twodotgirl 8
wow how rude is that... that's not how u should be treated
trey600rr 22
I love weird girls!
mvc3ftw 17
May I direct you to wierdpeoplemeet.com?
nlow79 3
I think that was kinda rude on your end. you shouldn't have asked for them to buy you something. at least engage in conversation or something to avoid feeling left out. YDI.