Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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billiejoeinabox 7
I guess you could say the thirst was real.
Flowtastic 16
And what do we call women who think they can sponge off of men who have no interest in them what so ever? Pigs would be if they expected to have sex because they bought a drink. Men who have preferences and standards are far from pigs.
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LifeMD 14
Don't take it personally. Some men are attracted to weird women.
magickitten 26
Weird is better than rude! You win really, would you want a dick like that buying you a drink anyway?
sibeso 17
I've litterally never gotten a guy to buy me drinks on purpose. If he offers, I'll politely decline. If he insists, I'll accept. But this guy was being an ass. I would have loved to take a free drink off him. Yes, asking for a drink is a bit rude (even if it was a joke, it's easily misunderstood), but be polite and respond like a decent human being. He shouldn't have ignored her only to chat up her friend in the first place.
magickitten 26
When I said weird is better than rude....I meant the guy was rude....
animalxcrackers 20
Those who don't like the weird ones are missing out.
OhNoAGhost 18
Even if he wasn't interested, there's no reason to be rude. Also, I'd be surprised if your friend wasn't bothered by that comment. Don't waste your thoughts on someone like that.
OhWhoCares 42
What's frustrating to me is OP stated it was a joke and I doubt she seriously expected him to buy her a drink, but even if she did there is no reason to be so rude. :/ Ignoring her would've been better than being a total asshole...
JBChristian 47
I believe the OP was joking around a little less than she admits, and definitely was hinting that she wanted some attention and a drink. Joking really is the wrong word for what OP was trying to say. "Trying to make light of it, and suggesting that I was thirsty." Would be a bit more accurate.
killer0689 20
something is burning ..
loathingloser 14
I'm tired of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane!
slyde32 12
where did that come from??
Spicemelon 5
Always be yourself!! Just because someone might think your weird doesn't mean the love of your life won't. Just remember you are special in your own way and unique and someone special will take notice of that
slutfactory 17
Don't take it to heart, OP. There's another guy out there that would love to buy you a drink.
ruxtain 15
i do
tehdarkness 21
A gentleman would offer to buy a round for the lady he is interested in and her friend.
juturnaamo 29
Damn, dating is expensive for guys.
gracehi 33
EXACTLY, 33! Thank you!
Evolving_Squid 15
A gentleman wouldn't be cruising random chicks in bars. A lady wouldn't demand a drink.