Today, I went to a bar with my best friend, and some guys came up to us and started flirting with her and offering her a drink. I felt a bit left out and started joking that "I'm thirsty too". One guy looked at me, cringed and said, "No, I don't buy drinks for weird girls." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at a bar with a friend. A guy came up to me, took my drink and drank it. I laughed and jokingly said "now, you have to buy me a drink." He said "I would rather buy your friend a drink." FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I found out that guys will only flirt with me when they're drunk, and even then only when they realize that my best friend is out of their league. FML
Today, I went to a bar for some drinks. A guy looked me up and down, gave me a suggestive smile, then asked for my name and number. I'd have been a little less creeped out if he hadn't been standing beside me at the urinal the whole time. FML
Today, my "best friend" invited me to drink with her and a couple other friends. She told me to "just bring a few bucks for beer". When I got there, no one else had brought money, including her. They only invited me because I'm the only one with a job. FML
Today, I saw a beautiful girl at the bar. I attempted to be friendly and hit her up for a chat. She called me a “creep” and told me to get lost. A few moments later, another guy does the exact same thing I did and she smiled and kept flirting. FML
Today, I went downtown with my friends. A group of guys came up to us and started hitting on everyone except me. Then one of them said, "Do you girls hang out with her to make yourselves look better?" FML
Today, I was out with friends, A girl approached me out of nowhere and gave me a peck on the cheek, then yelled to my friend, "I kissed him, where's that drink you promised?" only for him to equally loudly reply, "I said I'd buy you a drink to TALK to him." Apparently, even bribery isn't enough for a woman to talk to me. FML
Today, I was at a club with my friends, when a group of guys approached us. It got quiet for a second, and I heard one of them say, "It's okay, I've got the fat one this time," then walk over and start talking to me. FML
Today, at a bar, a woman approched me and tried to set me up with her friend. Looking around, the only people in the bar were a man reading the paper and a very ugly woman, looking at me and smiling. I worriedly replied, "I'm sorry, but I'm gay." Turns out her friend was the one reading the paper. FML
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billiejoeinabox 7
I guess you could say the thirst was real.
Flowtastic 16
And what do we call women who think they can sponge off of men who have no interest in them what so ever? Pigs would be if they expected to have sex because they bought a drink. Men who have preferences and standards are far from pigs.
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damn1234 4
At this point your best friend should have decked the guy in the face and stormed away with you to get absolutely bladdered and dance the night away.
draikon 4
Yes because violence again men is a joke, and if a woman feels offended by something a man says, she has the right to deck him... Are you serious? Obviously you aren't a hypocrite, so next time you make a snarky comment to someone making a passive aggresive dig for attention, that person can totally go ahead and deck you aswell right, cause we are all about equality, and any justification you can use to hit a man would obviously work for a woman aswell, right? How about you don't put your hands on other people? And if you do, you better be ready for retaliation, and just a fair warning, the average guy hits ALOT harder than the average woman.
KuKluxCatz 8
He's just a pretentious, superficial **** sweetheart, don't worry about him. He'll get what he deserves.
coolchick123 6
If your friend didn't say anything at that point then she's not really your friend
tbon3r 15
chivalry has died..
Sakshi_ 7
I hope your friend gave them the finger
animalz247 1
The OP shouldn't be so expectant for a guy to buy her a drink. What was stopping her from offering?
NamelessFace 22
If I were your friend I wouldn't have stood for that. Wanna date me, you gotta date my friends too.
lord_salad_ass 8
Haha you're supposed to buy them both drinks you twat.