Today, I finally got together with this great guy I've had a crush on for a while. He told me before that he is quite inexperienced, which usually doesn't bother me at all. Turns out "inexperienced" translates to "I will include your nose and chin in our kissing" in this case. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while hanging out with this guy I'm interested in, we turned and made eye contact. We were face to face and I thought he was finally going to kiss me. He decided to lick my face from chin to forehead instead. FML
Today, after getting together with the guy who I like, and who actually likes me back, he finally kissed me. Unfortunately, he kisses like he’s trying to suck out my soul. FML
Today, I made out with the guy I've had a huge crush on for the first time. He wrapped his arms around me, and whispered softly into my ear, "I can't wait to bone you." FML
Today, the man of my dreams turned out to be the worst kisser I've ever encountered. I now have a huge hickey on my chin to remember the experience by. FML
Today, I had sex with a guy I'd had a crush on for a long time. When I asked if he was having trouble putting it in, he answered that he was fully in. FML
Today, I found out that the person I'm seeing is a terrible kisser. I really like them, but it's awful. FML
Today, I went to see my new dentist. He was really cute, so after the checkup I started flirting. He stopped me right after I asked him out, saying, "Being a dentist has its advantages, I can see the girl's mouth before I stick my tongue in it. And in your case, it's a big no." FML
Today, I finally had an opportunity to flirt with the guy I have a crush on. We danced together all night and everything was going well… too well apparently, because out of nowhere, he kissed my sister, who knew about my crush on him but still kissed him back. FML
Today, I finally made out with my boyfriend. Let's just say his idea of making out is moving his tongue like a lizard. FML
Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
WCARlover 35
Do you have a crush on a puppy, by chance?
SOILEDIT 51
Well, at least he's into you AND he didn't bite your face off!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (41)
shitstorm28 11
you can teach the guy. it will be fine.
SpyroMello 29
I did. He was be same, sometimes getting my nose and my chin a lot. He only had 1 girlfriend before me 4 years ago but hey, he kisses just fine now haha
UrinatingPandas 12
Are you Tina from Bob's Burgers by any chance?
polsen4273 8
Lol. I wish someone would kiss me like that. I would rather someone makeout with an 18 year olds passion than have sex right now its been over a decade since someone has kissed my ears.
MrsHumanFrog 19
so teach him. "baby, this time don't kiss me back, don't take over. I'm going to show you how I like to be kissed."
freddygasman 18
practice makes perfect
readingrachel 9
Inexperienced means they have little to no expirence? What were you expecting
Snowzaaa 6
Maybe you taste nice...
SniperofTurtle 12
AZ
ulissey_fml 22
Puppy love, then .
roshkosch 11
you can always coach him along gently!