tuggernuts
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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First time, last time
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2
So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
banstrom17 4
At least u didnt suck them both up!
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Comments (102)
FlyingPie 17
Don't get too hung up on it.
whogivesafuck88 10
I see what u did there lol
tatteduplette 8
this is the funniest fml i've read in weeks. totally made my day.
Wtsmonkey 0
Owwww
davymac718 4
FYL for needing a penis pump!
dlcj22 11
i tired being nice but you mfers just wanna talk about my pic **** off im done being nice
unknown_user5566 27
... You tried being nice? I must have missed that part.
dalilpanther 5
Well now whenever someone asks you "how's it hanging" you can say "slightly to the left".
FuzzyJack 15
Ouch! At least it makes a funny FML. Painful but funny. That might cheer you up :)
ahippienamedrae 10
dear lord you people still make bieber jokes
chelseycoble5 3
Lol
MikeFB3S 0
But seriously OP, how did you manage that??