tuggernuts
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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First time, last time
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2
So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
banstrom17 4
At least u didnt suck them both up!
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Comments (102)
Kevin_Dwayne 6
LOL
corylock 7
Did you say yes? Think hard first.
tobedd 13
Omg so I read this posting the other day that the exact same thing happened to Justin Bieber. How weird and ironic is that.
boobies15 0
haha gotta suck for you bud! ^^ Geeeet it? Yeah that's right ;) Haha
bjf10 22
Live with what you've got, man. Crap like that will just cause you pain (of the body and the wallet)
lordEast 6
Uh.....bust a nut dude?
Pewdiepiebro 4
Did it work?
sithlordschroen 4
Hit those high notes lefty
NicaLovesDisney 17
I just hate him for his quote about abortion and how "everything happens for a reason".
kaylib7162 6
WHAT THE **** are you talking about with abortion?!?!??
sarahbeth96 0
How the f did the fml get turned into a huge fight about Justin bieber?