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First time, last time

Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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chocolatepandas 2

So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.

At least u didnt suck them both up!

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Nightmare998 0

Now we know the dangers of these things

Nightmare998 0

129 JB sucks thats all there is to it, and my voice was deeper when I was 13 than his voice is now.

you'll have one ball bigger than the other!!!

Haha, or; a longer hanging ball than the other!

Ouch! Don't use those things - they don't really work anyway...

shawnagreenbean1 9

Howwwww the ****...?

ThatGirl6 9

lmao that's hilarious and you deserve it

So there has been a rise in penis problem recently.

woeismee 1

Lololol xD

Oh............. ouch............... I have never understood why there a penis pumps. Probably cause I am a 13 year old girl -.-