tuggernuts
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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First time, last time
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2
So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
banstrom17 4
At least u didnt suck them both up!
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downtime 13
I dunno, 7/8ths of an inch doesn't seem like much to me. I assume the 6-8 inch range was based on the inability to tell real size rule? Mine is 12.5 inches in that system, which when converted back to real units of measurement is much less impressive...
TheVoicesTalk 3
More comments about JB. In other words, I feel for the OP's nut.
ak_6694 16
This isn't all bad news, think of it like this. It's a great story to pick up chicks with, and if they ask to see what happened, you are totally justified in whipping it out! That, and a male soprano is called a falsetto
CallMeBloo 31
270- No, no it isn't. Falsetto is a part of the male vocal range. Even basses have a falsetto. You might be thinking of a castrato, which is a male who sings soprano due to having been castrated prior to puberty. Nowadays a male soprano is generally just called a male soprano.
Dahgman 4
To use or not use a penis pump...that's a hard one.
jakeowns2 3
Just casually reading people's Internet war comments and laughing.
dolceandkabana 1
Your a numbnut
Serinar 5
O_O ...Ouch.
EvilGenius913 2
Wow, don't you wanna team up with his publicist?
natkat78 3
Haha wanna ****?
5t3ff1k4h 47
Actually, the average size is less than that, countryboy.