tuggernuts
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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First time, last time
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2
So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
banstrom17 4
At least u didnt suck them both up!
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Comments (102)
unknown_user5566 27
I stopped reading at SIZABLE **** and started laughing, because I imagined you screaming those two words at me.
MasterGamer591 13
What the heck is a penis pump??
Maggums18 0
Lmao same thing happened to my boyfriend
lgrootie23 0
I don't even like Justin Bieber because you guys are right, his songs are garbage but the people who pick on him are just jealous that he's so young and so successful. If I was him I'd do what it took to in order to make some money.
ileenefudge 29
The people who pick on him are not jealous of him. We just know what good music is and believe he should stop because he sucks and makes terrible... Whatever it is. He's making the music industry worse every time he makes a "song" and we like the music that is actually good. Call me old fashioned but ill choose MJ over him any day.
Leslier_fml 4
That sucks!
kaylib7162 6
Sorry dude. My ex used one a couple times and he doesn't have a small **** by any stretch of the imagination. Some people just use them to use them not because they have a small ****. Sorry about your nut though.
perdix 31
n00b! Everyone knows you need to hold your balls down with a wooden spoon before evacuating the penis pump. Er, um, ... or so I've heard. Wanna come over to my place to eat? I just made soup!
jaredofmo 22
I know everyone's saying "You should get a girlfriend," but... God gave you hands for a reason.
KingCeltic77 18
Dafuq I just read?
NoahEibon 11
Yummy, kinky torture! ;)