tuggernuts
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
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First time, last time
Today, I was using a penis pump for the first time. It was awesome until it sucked my left testicle into the tube. I'll be singing soprano for a while now. FML
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chocolatepandas 2
So that's why Justin Bieber's voice is so high...just kidding he doesn't have a penis.
banstrom17 4
At least u didnt suck them both up!
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Comments (102)
mowmowlife 21
At least you didn't use a vacuum cleaner.
SpRiTzSpLaSh 7
Some idiot had to bring up Justin Bieber.
william83_fml 1
Just have someone suck your dock harder to make it grow lol
rob32801 8
Some people use penis pumps just because they feel good! Try it...
diamondbaby16 4
That has got to hurt
mrghdfy76 8
(Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap, Fap,)
lindseyluvszac 4
Ill make it fell better
shinkjy 0
You mind mailing it to me? (the machine not your balls)
MissMisc3 7
I dig your choice of name, OP. ^.^
teezybeezy 5
if u have 2 use a pump u deserve it lol