Today, I came home from work to realize I had a massive rip in my shorts from my crotch to my crack. I have to lean over constantly in front of dozens of people at my job. Not one person said anything, but now I know why they were chuckling. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was lifting weights at the gym and felt proud of myself for pushing through a tough set. Then, I looked down and noticed my shorts had ripped right along the seam. Based on their disgusted faces, everyone behind me got an unwelcome show. FML
Today, I was at work and caught my pants on the corner of the door hinge. They tore completely open and my hairy cheek was exposed for the whole office to see. FML
Today, at work, the seat of my pants ripped open. A coworker lent me a pair of his back-up jeans, and then those ripped in the crotch. FML
Today, when I bent down to get something off a low shelf at the grocery store, I felt my shorts split wide open at the butt. All my husband did was make jokes about "that's not how you do the splits." FML
Today, I was at the office making copies for a project. As I left the copy room my dress pants caught a sharp something on the door frame and ripped open my pants. All my co-workers saw my pink boxer briefs. Now I'm called "Pinky" by everyone. FML
Today, I was walking out of work. I felt like everyone was staring at me but brushed it off. It wasn't until I got home that I realized I had toilet paper sticking out of my pants. FML
Today, I did my workout at the gym instead of at home as I usually do, since I'm paranoid about people seeing up my shorts. I told myself to get over it, because it's impossible. After my extensive workout, I realized that there was a hole in the crotch of my shorts. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store. I bent to get some dog food off the bottom shelf and felt my pants tear. My jeans split right across the back seam, showing everyone I was wearing a pink thong under them. I had to ditch my cart and leave as I had no way to cover myself. FML
Today, I sharted in work this morning. It was rather unpleasant and everyone around me knew what had happened. The embarrassment was stifling. FML
Today, it was my first day of work, and I was wondering why everyone was staring and laughing at me. I looked down and I realized that the fly on my jeans was open. FML
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Top comments
Lobby_Bee 18
Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.
Allie614032 34
I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.
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Comments (18)
Lobby_Bee 18
Are you a plumber? If so, showing your ass crack is mandatory.
Allie614032 34
I hope your underwear wasn't too embarrassing.
ohsnapword 21
He got them from K-Mart.
LittleRed79 39
Better embarrassing underwear than no underwear at all
RichardPencil 32
You didn’t feel the breeze on your balls?
devi_916 39
Keep doing it over and over until it isn't funny anymore, then sing a song about it.
Donut_Wizard 23
Rip pants? RIP dignity.
saidoh 14
Lmao @ the username
CrazyTrainWreck 19
and that's why I wear gym shorts underneath. my line of work I rip my jeans like that fairly often.
tonyfan00 38
What job is that?
CrazyTrainWreck 19
Railroad Engineer and Conductor, lots of climbing up and down ladders, bending over.
Donut_Wizard 23
Stripper?
tonyfan00 38
Please, PLEASE tell me you were wearing underwear!!
sunshine1421 14
you didn't feel that breeze all day
Chazzster 32
OP - I’m sorry but my first thought was “Drunk, high, or stupid? How could you not have noticed?”