Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad joked he’d have to fight my boyfriend to find out if he’s worthy. My boyfriend grew up abused by his dad and older brothers, and has a powerful instinct to fight back. My dad is now out cold on the floor and my boyfriend is in the corner rocking back and forth and crying. FML
Today, my son is having housing issues, so I let him stay at my place for a while. Today, he found out that the quiet, dorky-looking professor who lives next door is an MMA fighter. He tried to break into the guy's house in the middle of the night and is now in the hospital. FML
Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
Today, I got called to a biker bar to break up a fight between my parents. FML
Today, my dad and I got into an argument, and he ended up calling me a son of a bitch. My mom heard and started arguing with him over him calling her a bitch. Three hours later, I'm now staying at my gran's house with my mom and hoping her threats of a divorce weren't for real. FML
Today, my dad and I had an argument. Then we went outside to shovel the snow out of the driveway. I heard him yelling and figured he was just yelling at me some more, so I turned my iPod up so I couldn't hear him anymore. Turns out he had fallen, cracked a rib, and needed help up. FML
Today, both my dad and boyfriend are serious weightlifters, plus my dad boxed in the army, and my boyfriend is a mixed martial artist. Ever since they met, they've been circling each other like bears in the forest trying to work out which is bigger and meaner before the fight even begins. They're both so childish. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
Today, I paid my daughter a surprise visit, only to see her husband beating her. I charged in and slammed him into the wall. She screamed at me to stop. They'd recently gotten into martial arts and were sparring, and now he's got a broken arm. FML
Today, my son is such an idiot that he forgot he invited both his girlfriends to my brother's funeral. They started a punch-up over him and everyone ended up joining in since we're a very argumentative family. People got arrested and in the end both girls agreed to share my son, who was unconscious. FML
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rnayyyyy 12
I'd actually like to see who would take out who first...
onlychildFTW 34
Why drive them? They are tough guys obviously. They can drive themselves since thy are so tough.
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Comments (63)
cloudyface 23
Don't drive them make them walk it off. Ha
WreckeRalph36 18
I hope to hear an update. Grabbing popcorn ???
mexicano101 4
Shit that's a good fight. Who won?
Busco7 6
Again... This sounds so made up... #I don't believe it# what are the odds that both her dad and her uncle are experienced fighters and she has to be the one to drive them to the hospital... And why is this an FML post..
Elban 20
Should have jumped in and shown those ******* how to kick ass
ekalfhsa 2
If they're both skilled, trained fighters I don't see the problem. Let them have it out, best man wins, conflict resolved.
JenPanda 6
Get the video camera honey!! And a beer for yourself
deadclown6 9
OP please follow up
Sanguinairius 33
At the very least, your uncle and Dad are bad*sses for their training. Silly how they decide to use it, but sometimes people need to settle things old school.
SwagBasket 10
Really want to know how this ended.