Today, my mom got blackout drunk and tried to fight me, my stepdad, and my brother, resulting in my stepdad leaving, my brother getting two holes from a metal shelf my mom tried to joust him with, and I got bit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and tried to push me off a ladder. FML
Today, while my friends were over, my mom took too many of her pills and walked around the house nude. She then bit me. FML
Today, I got punched in the face after I beat my stepbrother at Mario Kart. I didn't really get hurt, but he managed to break a finger. My stepmom blamed the whole thing on me, accusing me of being violent and a bad influence on her son. FML
Today, my mom and dad were arguing. It started getting really heated, so I tried to go break it up. But within a couple of minutes, my mom wanted to make a statement by throwing a plate to the ground, forgetting I was beside her. I now have a throbbing foot with shards of glass in it. FML
Today, I visited my family. Over the course of 2 hours, my brother punched me, and my mom slapped me across the face after drinking way too much wine. When I started gathering my things to leave, my mom started crying about how I don't visit enough. FML
Today, my mom came home, shitfaced drunk. She thought I was my dad and gave me a forceful kiss, with a lot of tongue. She then pulled away, stared at me, screamed in horror, and spewed all over me. I puked too. FML
Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML
Today, I was trying to sneak home from a party. Instead, I head-butted a glass door and woke my mother up. FML
Today, my mom and dad got into a fight, during which my dad said to my mom that her health conditions were of her own doing. Because of that, I got pissed and had a fight with my dad, taking my mom's side. Turns out, my mom took his side and ratted me out. FML
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Top comments
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like ya'll need an intervention when she's sober. If she does this often, start recording her doing this. If she won't improve, leave.
Marcella1016 32
I tried that once - recording a friend who was blackout drunk and showing her later to try to help her curb her drinking - she did NOT take it well. It could be different for a situation like this though - someone being violent to her family as opposed to someone just being embarrassing around her friends. People do tend to get REALLY defensive in any case, though, and it sucks. Good luck to you and your mom and family, OP. If stepdad left as in walked out for good, that may be the wake up call your mom needs to get some help.
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RichardPencil 32
"Getting two holes?" What does that mean?
Charlie Given 28
Ya I was wondering if she meant he was stabbed or impaled?
alex_jaguara 33
She Impaled him with her glider I suppose.
AmbrosiaFan 19
Sounds like ya'll need an intervention when she's sober. If she does this often, start recording her doing this. If she won't improve, leave.
Marcella1016 32
I tried that once - recording a friend who was blackout drunk and showing her later to try to help her curb her drinking - she did NOT take it well. It could be different for a situation like this though - someone being violent to her family as opposed to someone just being embarrassing around her friends. People do tend to get REALLY defensive in any case, though, and it sucks. Good luck to you and your mom and family, OP. If stepdad left as in walked out for good, that may be the wake up call your mom needs to get some help.
Win 9
If your friend got completely defensive over you showing her how violent she got - then she isn’t just destructive while drunk. It doesn’t matter who it is, if they’re being that destructive - they should know how it looks & if they don’t take it well, that’s a “them-problem” & sticking around someone who will continue to possibly abusive is only damaging to your own health. Of course, easier said than done in terms of “leaving” or getting them forced help - except when it comes to addiction - the person is often way to out of touch & needs tough love. (And I’m not even a believer in tough love unless absolutely necessary). Hope your friend got help! And hope OP’s mother is in an addictions facility to receive appropriate rehabilitation because violent behaviour like that is destructive and unacceptable.
bloopaloop 27
She’s a good fighter!
tiptoppc 21
It’s a Rogue THOT BAR FIGHT!
DLBL 23
Please tell me the cops took her to jail! This can't continue!
angus 17
Yeehaw… dagnabit