Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.
freakizoid_5000 0
ouch
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Comments (129)
fistnazal 10
meth is a hellofah drug
sourgirl101 29
Does meth also turn lips white?
Sleep_EyEs16 0
I know sugar powdered donuts do...
chrisauh 4
oull her hair,tell her she is hideous
Ace_of_Diamonds 0
were you carrying the same purse as her
piinkbunnii 1
Lol, this cracked me up!!!!
bigchedda 0
I'm thinking they were wearing the same dress and she didn't like the way it looked on him lmao! FYL
trippydoll 4
39- I WAS JOKING. STUPID ASS PEOPLE THESE DAYS TAKE A ******* JOKE. SERIOUSLY, DO I LOOK LIKE A TEENAGER. LOL.
LilAfo 4
lay low with the caps lockin love :)
vintage3113 6
You type like one
trippydoll 4
44- WOW REALLY. YOURE TALKING SHIT U ******* FAGG. DO U LIKE TALKING SHIT TO FEMALES OVER THE INTERNET?GET A FUCKN LIFE SERIOUSLY. YOURE PATHETIC.
Freeze_fml 17
LOL CAPITAL LETTERS
jal10a 1
ur makin it worse for urself
ImaginaryFoe 1
Nobody said she is in the right for hitting him. As with any violent situation, if you are able to leave or restrain the attacker, you should do so. The exception is if you are in danger for your life.
azim2424 0
I meant
azim2424 0
I meant number 29 looks cute -_-
RedPillSucks 33
Too much generalization. I dare say many of the guys here would get their asses kicked if the girl happened to be a 3rd degree black belt. Or even one that knew some basic hand-to-hand combat skills.
Splayd 10
Both sides of that coin are significant, however: Brute strength is useless if you can't land a decent punch or if the "weakling" your fighting gets in the first punch, directly upon your nose. Few people are willing to continue a fight after having their nose broken.