Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
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Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.
freakizoid_5000 0
ouch
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Comments (129)
Kennytheprice 0
Hahaha what a pussy! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow sounds like you had one hell of a day. You got beaten up by a teenage girl, and she was convinced you were someone else? Sounds like a typical teenage drama queen to me.
nerdsgetmehot 23
My first thought was that the teenage girl thought he was some sort of super-villian like The Joker and thus the reason for getting beaten up. I have no idea why I thought that... (Probably because I'm a nerd.)
Mauskau 36
this is the side story of today's doctors episode
jassporah 0
haha I moderated this and I can't stop laughing at it.
ViciousLily 0
At least it wasn`t a pregnant lady.
wyldecard 0
a grown man can get his ass kicked by a teenage girl......... if he's a littttle BIATCH!!! ydi
kingleonitaz 0
I learned #2 aswell because a guy 2 years older then me from my school gripped me and punched me for pulling a knife on his cousin I nver did that though I did punch the dude who gripped and knock him out :)
EmmyGrangerDC 0
haha teenage girl ftw!!!!
PurpleKuSh_fml 0
haha punk ass bich... lol jk but serioulsy no I'm not