Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.
freakizoid_5000 0
ouch
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Comments (129)
brigittebabe09 0
haha, you never underestimate what a girl can do. and why were you even fighting a girl? by the way, this isnt really an FML. It's just hilarious.
imdeborah 0
Organisedchaos, you are my hero. I absolutely love and agree with your views. If a guy is being attacked by a girl, he should deffinitely be allowed to fight back. I don't care if she's "weaker". If she's so weak, she shouldn't be fighting with anybody. Why should anyone be allowed to get away with putting their hands on someone else?
Kennytheprice 0
Hahaha what a pussy! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........
Kennytheprice 0
Hahaha what a puss! I'm not saying you should have wailed on her but there are ways to defend your self without hurting the other person. Sack up and take some Brazilian Jiu Jitsu classes or something........
Kennytheprice 0
Woops my bad for the double post :( Damn android app!
femalepimp 0
im 12 years old and ive beaten up alot of people who pick fights with me.
TaterSalad187 5
organisedchaos, I'm only trying to point out to use reasonable force. If you cannot physically control a woman, then i have no hope for you. obviously there are huge exceptions like if she was a bodybuilding butchy chick or something like that, but i doubt that this is the case. Personally, I'm against violence and the use of violence unless completely necessary. It is true that if someone attacks you, they are wrong. however, do two wrongs make a right? NO i am not saying stand there and take it, but don't use it as a reason to carelessly hurt someone. and seriously? killing her? why would you even make a comment like that? now that's illogical.
smariebow 0
This wouldve sounded so much better if youd said the first fact second instead of first =]
lizzilla8297 2
yeahexcept he couldn't, stupid! the op is a weak ass
rakume 0
really dude? unless she was a ******* Thai boxer there's no way in the world a chick would kick my ass
kfnighthawk 0
I'm gonna go ahead and throw this out there. Unless you are a straight up pussy, no woman should be able to kick your ass like that. Secondly, any woman who hits a man and has anything to say about him hitting her back can shut the **** up and go back to the kitchen.