Today, I learned two important facts: #1 - A grown man can, in fact, get beaten up by a teenage girl, and #2 - If someone is convinced you are someone else, there is no telling them otherwise. FML
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Today, I got mugged in broad daylight, in a park, by a teenage girl. To top it off, I'm a grown man. FML
Today, I tried to stop a teenage boy from entering the woman's bathroom. When he argued with me I had him thrown out. Turns out, according to their parents and driver's license, it was a girl. FML
Today, while out shopping, I could hear what sounded like two grown men talking about me, and they were being pretty gross. I turned around to scold them and it turned out being a dad and his 13-year-old son. He said he was, "teaching a son to be a man", and that my ass was "grounds for discussion." FML
Today, I got mugged. Trying to be brave, I attacked my mugger, who then broke my nose. Suddenly, I was saved by someone: A 15 year-old goth girl who promptly tackled the mugger to the ground. I'm a 21 year old man. FML
Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
Today, I've come to accept that I'll likely never be intimidating or taken seriously, because despite being 6'3" and 205 lbs, I have the face of a 12 year-old. I'm 25. FML
Today, I got punched in the face, had hair ripped out of my skull and broke a tooth on the pavement when I fell. Some guy mistook me for someone else. FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went out to meet a wonderful woman I'd chatted with online. I did have a few fears about if she was really just some guy trying to make a fool out of me. When I met her, she really was a girl, and was happy to see me. Problem: she was actually 13. I'm 34. FML
Today, I attempted to threaten my daughter's boyfriend to keep him from breaking her heart. I'm a 230-pound former soldier. He's a karate black belt. My family watched me get beat up by a 120-pound teenager. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Young darlings can be scary things, dear. You have my sympathy.
freakizoid_5000 0
ouch
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Daederoth 10
There should be a way to request more information about a FML post.
TaterSalad187 5
First of all, organisedchaos, I don't appreciate your petty insults. If you can't have a simple civilized debate without attacking someone then you can proceed to go **** yourself with a broken glass bottle. Now with that being said, I would like to point out that even from what you stated, you will never know for sure if the reason for attacking him was trivial or not as we cannot read minds. pathetic as it may be, people misidentify people ALL the time. it happens. There are way too many variables in the situation to determine. "How much can you know about yourself if you've never been in a fight?". This is one of my favorite quotes from one of my favorite films "Fight Club". The point is to always know what you're capable of. I don't know why you can't grasp the concept of reasonable force. I'm sure if the situation called for it, you could restrain a woman without very much difficulty. It's really not that hard, seriously (although there are very few exceptions). If your only response is to irresponsibly "kick the shit out of her", then you are a wimp. yes primary school logic. "Two Wrongs Make a Right" is a logical fallacy. I'm sorry if you cannot comprehend it, but I stand by what I say. Furthermore, you should learn not to take these debates so personally. If you feel the need to harass people on the internet, then I question the quality of your private life. Take it easy. kay buddy? :]
delaney16 0
y is it such a shock that girls can kick the pants off guys
Skimbap 0
People aren't shocked that "girls can kick the pants off guys", its the fact that the person lied about being ass-kicked by a woman, cuz frankly, lol, chicks just can't.
longboarder95 0
I understand comepletly even if a teenage girl was hurting me it would be hard to hit back
UlybkaVoron 6
Gotta watch out for the teenage girls
sjerkins 0
Ok if she can think you are someone else obviously you aren't unique enough
OROZCONLECHE 0
I know 1 Girl who I Know Will Kick my Ass, Taller Than Me, Bigger, and is Full On MMA Fighter and Im a 200lb Guy who Does Weightlifting
Liamj774 36
Dylan =3
teihas 7
Well, if you weren't carrying around a mug of blood, Buffy would've left you alone.
daemonsparta 16
funny. so many of you ridiculing him for "being weak" but if he actually hit the girl you would all be freaking out going "OMG HOW CAN YOU HIT A GIRL" cant hit a girl but cant get beat up by a girl...youre all a bunch of hypocrites