Ryuun12
Morgan Hill, United States
Today, I got a round of applause. Too bad it was from my thighs as I went down the stairs. FML
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Ryuun12 4
Lol. I'm not overweight. I just have meaty thighs. Yet my calves are... veryyy skinny. I do have me some moobs though! Lol. And a bit of a belly. I was trying to be funny not complain about being fat, lol. But its not really that obvious. But you know. Always appreciate these nice comments. (Hint thats sarcasm. Besides the few that were nice.
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Journiexo 18
Thunder thighs!
Welshite 40
They even gave you a standing ovation.
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Journiexo 18
Thunder thighs!
vbmah 12
I'd rather have a thigh clap than a thigh gap!
False_Stupidity 42
Then it was a thunder clap?
tehaustiebear 34
I guess you could say he's all about that bass, no treble.
Pauline96_fml 20
#33 actually I've found that thigh claps often occur along with thought rub burns
Pauline96_fml 20
* thigh
dreamweaver1227 11
i thought it said she got a round of applesauce for a second.
Luluthus 41
#54 OP is male. I find your assumption that the one with the large thighs must be female interesting,
TheSwegMaster69 11
Sexism at it's finest, congrats #54.
EpicGuy70 13
Well… damn, no words except for my sympathy.
Khaleesi_26 30
Why sympathy? I don't want to sound rude but If OP doesn't like his weight, he can always start working out or changing small things in his diet. The first few pounds are hard to loose but after that it gets easier. I could understand if OP had a condition than in that case disregard my comment.
flutterby789 8
my thighs hit together, I like my shape! stop being so presumptious that only size zero is what people desire. id hate to have a miley cyrus-esque thigh gap. curves all the way baby!!
breaking6883 17
You reply to a LOT of comments... I see you everywhere! XD
Khaleesi_26 30
Me? If you're referring to me it's because i have a big mouth online and in real life and i always have something to say.
katachristic 19
I like curves too, but OP very heavily implied dissatisfaction with being overweight. She was only saying that when one doesn't like something about oneself, they often make excuses rather than solve their problem.
Welshite 40
They even gave you a standing ovation.
Jojohn0 23
Congrats
redheadedmonster 24
All I can say is OUCH!!!! Hope you're okay!
cinskeep43 15
I'm not sure you understand exactly what is happening here....
redheadedmonster 24
Whatever I don't care I've been up going on 36 hours forgive me if I didn't get it
Nilorak 24
If you didn't care, why did you reply? :)
Helpfulman 17
@7 if you've really been up for 36 hours you should probably be sleeping, not on FML.
alianabento 2
#4 people can be so insensitive. I'm sorry on their behalf. I hope you're able to rest soon!
coming back in the future 30
Just cus you think shes hot
cinskeep43 15
look on the bright side, it was only your thighs...
201chasew 22
He could be a back dancer in music videos. make that ass clap instead of your thighs.
iAmPaul 49
I doubt that his thighs are the only fatty body parts of his.
almightyteapot 8
Paul, they might be :) I have quite a normal frame except for my glorious thunder thighs. People come in all shapes and sizes!
jigglypuff34 16
Very well written! Weight can be lost. Your writing genius will always be with you. Keep your head up.
OysterPearls 33
Thick thighs are the best thighs.
cinskeep43 15
mmmhhmmm :D
Journiexo 18
Yess. Curves are beautiful
LittleBells 17
Its true!! Most women are jealous of people who have Thick thighs. My sister is always complaining that she doesn't have thick thighs.
headofmedusa 15
I'd rather be thick than thin any day
cakefete2 31
It provides excellent insulation. I'm never cold.
EmpireCityRay 13
Go on with your thick self! :)
PhatCake 10
My thighs do that too sometimes its all good, though i love the way this is worded xD
may14th 26
well that didn't end how I expected