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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Öttevény, Hungary
Fight Club
Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML
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Alihb 16
God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category
ThorneCrossed 9
Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.
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Comments (90)
fallslikedominos 10
Hopefully they'll give you a raise or something. Never knew working with senior citizens was so dangerous
CoffeeChickBlows 13
OP doesn't want a raise, not unless he's into geriatric ****.
perdix 31
Maybe those guys should come out of retirement and go back in the ring. The winner gets the loser's Social Security check.
adam3650 12
Rocky 7?
Emelsh16 11
*chanting* SEQUEL! SEQUEL! SEQUEL!
cheshireau 26
After seeing my Nan in a home for a year and a half, I'd believe it. Especially in the Dementia ward.
roadie42 21
They should require you to don body armor when you enter a dementia ward. I work in one on occasion and I don't know what's less fun to be hit with - a thrown punch or thrown food/poop/whatever's within reach. Not pretty!
charrmaander 10
Heard this before on fml lol
FML_4life_ 8
Dang it! Accidentally pressed u deserved it.. Sorry op
HeartOfLead 24
Unexpectant?! You have not read enough FMLs.
Obey_StudBoii 23
On another episode of Senior Citizens gone wild....
FML_4life_ 8
Starting to think tht the elderly pretend to be innocent....
tomgun_fml 16
Sounds like prison..,
babyshanice 12
Old people are feisty