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This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Öttevény, Hungary
Fight Club
Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML
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Alihb 16
God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category
ThorneCrossed 9
Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.
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ThorneCrossed 9
Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.
alexwow1 13
I went to a retirement home for running they chase you to your home and say so much shit to your grandparents
gc327072 31
25- wut
iBanana 17
I think he meant he got run out of a retirement home by the residents.. But if they can't run what would it be? Wheeled out..?
fuckyourlifeOP 25
No kidding. I know if somebody broke into my grandmas house, she would beat their ******* ass. She's not the person to mess with lol
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
Same here #42. For a 64 year old lady she sure can put up a fight!
TheCanucklehead 22
We had a 70 year old lady beat up an intruder in my neighbourhood. He ran screaming
bandeek 30
My parents are 67 and 70, but i don't think of them as old...
kakarot2 11
64 isnt really that old. my dad is probably stronger than most people my age.
SwaggCapone 11
Grannies gone wild
Alihb 16
God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category
ViRepz 28
Seniors strike again!
PterodactylMan 23
Episode 5: Revenge of the Seniors
Allennis44 16
Saw XII: The Seniors
Elfkid21 19
is watch that. lol
iazy9 14
I imagine it would be very hectic.
kakarot2 11
when seniors attack 2
MickiJ 20
Senior Citizens are sweet but badass. Watch out OP.
30361 10
'Senior smackdown' ... If that was a game, I'd play it all the time
Zimmington 21
this just makes me think of that new "Ridiculousness" episode with the old ladies fighting
flashback.miss 28
The elderly are a blast, aren't they? But I agree: old people stories are getting so insane they need there own category on here. XD Hopefully your eye heals soon, OP.
gameofthrones_fml 12
#4 I also hope the eye in your picture heals soon...or goes away because it freaks me out every time!
andits 21
Old people can be very evil sometimes. Retirement home have worst ones!!
ballettillidie 8
Well now you know, old people are insane...
muckluck 8
Don't even try to break up old veteran fights
UnluckyGenius 21
How much you want to bet it was a WW2 vet?
gc327072 31
"Come at me! I've been wanting to do this since the Nixon administration!"
kee_breezy32 34
they should make a FML video about this! (:
Blackcatluck 19
And here we see two old males in their natural habitat fighting for territory and the right to be first in bowling , and there comes a youngling to separate them, a grievous mistake leaving him injured and thinking about the dangerous task known as job chasing.
Fluffasuars_Rawr 15
Reading that...I felt as if I was watching animal planet...
DustyStorm 16
I heard it in an Australian accent...a whisper, as to not rouse suspicion from those being watched...
badluckross 21
Wow that is crazy. Who threw that punch? Mike Tyson?
SaxophoneHero 12
No, if it was Mike Tyson, OP would have lost an ear.
badluckross 21
Well played. Very well played.