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x_o This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Öttevény, Hungary

Fight Club

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

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God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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Why should they be? What is it with people thinking all old people are cute and sweet? They're just like everyone else!

They can be fierce! I had one woman want to start a fight with another from a different hallway. I had to prevent her from going down an adjoining hall. She decided to get me back by pinching one of my boobs. Yeah...I was wearing a fuchsia scrubs and my cheeks were a match.

Seen so many fml's about old people on here. There should be a category for old people on here.

That's awesome

Start setting up fights, get a ring, start a betting system.

gangsta granny still got it.

There is only one rule about granny fight club. There are no rules.

never under-estimate the elderly.