x_o This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff Öttevény, Hungary

Fight Club

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Alihb 16

5 August 2013, 05:31

God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

ThorneCrossed 9

5 August 2013, 05:30

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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HeartOfLead 24

6 August 2013, 05:53

You just so happened to land a job at retirement home housing veteran boxers, lucky you.

brianna_98 6

6 August 2013, 07:22

This poor old man at a nursing home where my dad works thinks he owns every major fast food chain ever created and that he is a multimillionaire. Poor guy.