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Fight Club

Today, it was my first day at my new job. I had to break up two fistfights, then leave work early with a black eye. This is not what I had in mind when I applied to work at a retirement home. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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God, there REALLY needs to be an old people category

Never doubt the left hook of an old woman. They are natures greatest fighters.

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I know how you feel dude. I work in a retirement home too.

skulltorn 8

Life sucks, get a helmet!

What kind of retirement home are you working at?!

ArtinHopar 16

I could swear the same FML was posted a couple months ago..

sorry to hear that o.p. but at least you have a job appreciate that part.

zoidberg666 3

Next time, quit grabbing ol' grandma's ****

JokersHQ 21

Really sorry that the job isn't what you expected. However, at least you can't say that it's not boring?

Sorry op, sometimes I rock out to hard.

Lol old people are not very peaceful haha

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