Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he was going to make it to our first child's christening as there was a football match on at the same time. Without hesitating, he replied that he would just watch the recording. He meant the recording of the christening. He was serious. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad was completely engrossed in a football game on TV, so, trying to be cute and funny, my mom flashed him. He didn't notice, but I did. FML
Today, my fiancé completely missed the birth of our first child because he had started watching a new series on Netflix and really wanted to know how it ended. By the time he made it to the hospital our daughter was already 7 hours old. FML
Today, I decided to tell my family, including my husband, that I'm pregnant. Their reaction was basically a "meh" before returning to watching the World Cup. FML
Today, my husband of three years told me he only proposed to me because his favorite football team was winning and he had been drunk. I had our second child three days ago. FML
Today, I went on a second date with a seemingly great guy. Over drinks, I asked him what his plans for the future were. He replied that he wanted to have at least two kids, so he could start a family vlog prank channel. I laughed. He was serious. FML
Today, I went to my son's soccer game. I cheered his name at the top my lungs and waved with a grin on my face. I saw him whisper something to a team mate so I watched the film my husband took later that night. His friend asked, "Who is that?" and my son replied, "I don't know some fat bitch." FML
Today, it is my three-year-anniversary with my boyfriend. I asked if he had planned anything for us, and he said yes. My parents volunteered to watch our daughter, I got all excited, and apparently our "plans" are to watch a football game. What do I get to do? Make sandwiches. For him. FML
Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML
Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML
Today, my husband told me that for our anniversary he will be watching the UFC fight, because it is, "one of the biggest events ever and he just can't miss it." Apparently, our one-year wedding anniversary is not as important. To add to it, he said we should watch it together. Very romantic. FML
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Freeze_fml 17
I must be the only one irritated that it says "replyed" instead of "replied".
perdix 31
Relax, lady, he's just kidding! He's not even going to watch the recording of the Christening. Come on, what's there to see? At that age, a baby is little more than a writhing meatloaf. What a boring video that would be!
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Freeze_fml 17
I must be the only one irritated that it says "replyed" instead of "replied".
Viscount 0
Nope, I'm right there with you.
PsychoMerk 0
same <_>
woofis 0
y would he want to? I would rather watch football than go watch some superstitious guy talk into the sky about him.
Viscount 0
YDI for marrying him. Chances are he's always been that way. If you don't like that, why'd you tie the knot?
Maus_fml 0
YDI for indoctrinating your child into a ridiculous and dogmatic belief system.
perdix 31
Relax, lady, he's just kidding! He's not even going to watch the recording of the Christening. Come on, what's there to see? At that age, a baby is little more than a writhing meatloaf. What a boring video that would be!