Today, my mother called to uninvite me from Christmas, my ex-wife is going and she doesn't want it to be awkward for her. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mother not only told me that my ex-husband will be spending Thanksgiving with her and my dad, but that I'm also no longer invited to spend the holiday with my family. FML
Today, my mom is coming to pick up the Christmas presents we got for her and her husband. She won’t come inside or come within 6 feet, so she can be healthy when she goes down to the ex-wife’s parents house to hang out. The ex in-laws that hate me. Glad my mom chose them over me. FML
Today, my mum told me she would rather spend Christmas with her boyfriend than with her own family. FML
Today, my mom thought it would be a good idea to bring my obnoxious ex to my birthday party. FML
Today, besides the fact that I hate Christmas since my parents divorced, my mom told me she can't come this year with my sister because of no money. We even offered to pay for their tickets, but she won't come because of the "last minute" stress. Fuck this year. FML
Today, I thought my mom and I could put aside our differences and open our Christmas presents. When she opened mine, she turned to my dad and said she didn't want the present, so I could give it to someone else. 'Tis the season. FML
Today, I had the worst Xmas of my life. My wife has been screeching all day about my ex-wife being at a party, As if I invited her, or even had any knowledge of her being there. I even had to go outside to hide my tears of anger and frustration. This has been going on for 30 years now. FML
Today, I found out my ex got invited to our Christmas Party. I also found out that she got much more presents and money from my family than I did. FML
Today, I had to break up a fistfight between my wife and mother. Apparently, my mom heard that I finally got the great paying job of my dreams, and told my wife I'd finally kick her "useless ass to the curb." We have to spend the holidays together. FML
Today, I went over to my mother-in-law's house to have dinner. I was excited she invited me, since I thought she didn't like me. I ended up hanging her Christmas lights in a snowstorm while they had s'mores by the fire. FML
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pinkp909 8
wth that's messed upp
IWABO2_ 0
Have your own party you don't need them to have fun
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Comments (79)
towboatdude 0
Sounds like your family might like her more than you dude. That really sucks.
grandpaearthling 2
hah. my ex daughter in law is over more often than my son. he's with a drugged out piece of crap and she has the kid. so maybe your life us f#cked up because of you and not your mom. although I don't "uninvite" people. I enjoy the awkward silences followed by screaming yeeeehaa pass the eggnog
Leetswaglordmaybe2 9
this is the definition of ****** up
chexi 0
Aw your life sucks. your family would rather be with someone that you wouldn't!
SirHobnobs 0
that is so fake
Stinkface 0
I read this and it pissed me off. I'm sorry. You should def. go anyway. Get drunk, eat all the food, and open all the presents. BAHAHA! Or, just go and be normal....that would most likely be punishment enough.
janelly16 7
go to her parents house?
Wynton 0
marry me or suffer the consequences of not marrying me...your beautiful.
ashpen10 0
why would you have stopped for a squirrel?
underpaid011 0
show up anyway. without any gifts, because you donated them to a charity!
aliadnan708 6
just show up and f*uck their night up